Oh, I've been there. Feel for him. That's why I just stock up on microwave or oven cook food when I know I'm going to be smoking my brains out. Far easier than having to go through that pain.

Not that I know of.

But I hear a rumour that in ireland you can still by Phileas Foggs Extraordinarly hot tortilla chips which burnt your mouth they were so spicey.

I loved them, they were in a black packet.

then they just stopped selling them

i still have the nightmares.

Yep, but they had to change the name because of legal issues.

At the moment I'm eating a Milka Daim bar. Best combo everrrrrrr.

http://www.planet-lepote.com/forum/r...303eb17751.jpg

god, im like two pages behind, must stop replying to every post :D

Woah woah woah.. what the feck are they? They make me think I may discover a sweet tooth after all!

In the greenhouse, with some radishes and spring oniongs (which havent taken)

in my past i have also grown a plant that cant be mentioned for legal reasons.

cress

and a certain type of mushroom that also cant be mentioned (that was under the bed).

toms are just easy to grow though.

Also runner beans have been grown.

Ohohoho, does anyone like cucumber sandwiches? The proper stuff, with the thinly sliced cucumber, pinch of salt, etc. Mmmmmm heaven.

Grilled all the way....

Yeah, I think we do. We have all manner of crisps and peanuts. I love chilli nuts myself. Anything with a bit of a kick works for me.

Never heard of Milka chocolate or Daim? Where have you been woman!? :P

mmmm... my sister did that for me the other day! follwed by homemade scones and then a jug of pimms! I love my sister!

Yes yes, Ive heard of both. But are they both things sort of rolled into one??
*pants*

Nah that's bollox. I tried those and they were pretty mild. Though, I was drunk at the time so that may have clouded my judgement.

Do any of you like making toasted sandwiches?

only the stuff that is easy and useful, like i mentioned a bit earlier, nothing like cauliflowers (but I wish I could) but that requires digging and stuff, and you can't do that from bed.

unless of course people want to donate money to my paypal acount so I can buy a hospital bed that moves you up and down. And some electric motors free wheelchairs type thing.

this is how im going to make my fortune, an invention for the lazy people like myself - if anyone can help me invent this, could they do it for me, im a bit too lazy, thanks.

(I still want the money from the idea)

(can you do dragons den via webcam so I can stay in bed?)

Indeed. nomnomnommm

Cheap and nasty cafes :nono:

Right, it's nearly daylight and I'm on here talking about tomatoes and crisp sandwiches. My only consolation is that you lot are obviously as feckin mental as me!!

still well behind her,

but Daim?

Keep telling yourself that hun. Sure we're not even real.

I must have them for eviction night this week! Must have!

I just read this whole thread btw
 

This.

There is a bakers in town where I live, they make amazing bread that goes lovely with Taytos. I call them Taytos instead of crisps and so does everyone else I know. Cheese and onion Tayto are best for a sandwich and also Mature Cheddar and Spring Onion Hunky Dorys.

Taytos
http://www.chow.com/assets/2008/08/tayto2_160.jpg

Tayto Sandwich
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/...56019_1189.jpg

Hunky Dorys
http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/HunkyDorys-MCO.jpg

Hunky Dorys Sandwich
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/10/16...f4270939_m.jpg

:D

hmmm, sounds like the end to a perfect evening.

Yes Daim! You know, the chocolate bar with the hard, crunchy caramel? I've only just rediscovered my love for them.

Am I just in here talking to myself thinking I have cyber friends?? :bawling: