Everton should change their ground name to..

Andrex Stadium
Tampax Stadium
Netto Stadium
Poundland Stadium

And then turn the lights off resulting in perminant metal problems.

Chelsea could demand up to £150m to tie a sponsor into a 10- 15-year deal.

Chelsea meanwhile will launch a £50m January spending spree if Fifa lifts its transfer ban on the Blues.

Might ask nicky to add Suppporting olly in her fancy writing on it once she re-opens her shop

Lots of chelsea news

Liverpool mega ace world class striker Fernando Torres has flown to Spain to see a specialist, amid fresh concerns he requires a hernia operation.

Gunners manager Arsene Wenger has accused Atletico Madrid of 'tapping up' Arsenal's young midfielder Fran Merida.

The 19-year-old Merida will be offered a new two-year contract by Arsenal to stay at the club.

I've heard Merida would like a move up north to everton

Former Aston Villa manager John Gregory is in contention to become Brighton's new boss.

Chelsea defender Jose Bosingwa could be out for a month after being told he needs knee surgery.

Think liverpool could do with him...

Falkirk will back under-pressure manager Eddie May with £500,000 to spend in the transfer market in January.

£500,000

they can buy torres

Rangers fans (vile) claim Romanian police spat and shouted "Celtic" in their faces during Wednesday's Champions League tie at Unirea Urziceni.

They can buy Everton and their Poundland ground.

Horrible vile romanian police

Rangers face being forced to play future European games behind closed doors should Uefa rule against the club's fans.

Vile fans, look what they did in Manchester! Scum of the earth.

Rangers must find a buyer before June or Lloyds will introduce cuts to dramatically scale down the ambition and status of the club.

Hahahahahaha bye bye Rangers.

Nearly at 30,000 posts, Den will be at that number by next week :eek:

Dont be silly King Andyman

Rangers will be in the premierleague soon enough

TV presenters Ant and Dec say they are "delighted" and "excited" to have signed a new and exclusive two-year deal with ITV.

They wont I bet.

Rangers and Celtic need to join the EPL to up their game, the SPL is shìt poor.