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Dustin Brown chose Drake for Today at Wimbledon to end on

Styled that out quite well

I was out all day at Butlins water park with some mates... missed a crazy day at Wimbledon!

Roger, Tsonga, Ana :(

Glad I dont have to listen to Sharapova.

Total WTF day. Both draws are in disarray :conf: Surely the grass conditions have something to do with the **** winter and spring we had? I can't imagine the most prestigious tournament in the world to just throw a random poor year of maintenance.

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Originally Posted by Jords (Post 6108747)

Glad I dont have to listen to Sharapova.

But you have to listen to Michelle Larcher de Brito instead :bawling:

I echo what the heck happened yesterday. Crazy day indeed

What a great day yesterday was, opens the draw up perfectly and eliminated the two most horrible players in the women's game, Sharapova and Vika. A shame Federer went out but if you'd have asked me to sacrifice him for those two at the start of the day I'd have had to accept.

6 hours until Sabine restores some order.

Oh for **** sake I shouldn't have said that, Sabine is on the Slippery Court of Death

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British grass defeats foreigners
ANOTHER batch of foreigners was sent packing yesterday in a major victory for Britain’s grass.

The Wimbledon lawns scored memorable wins over Maria Sharapova and Caroline Wozniacki, while seven other foreigners surrendered rather than face a battering at the hands of the All England Club’s big green rectangles.

Court Number Two, Britain’s number three tennis court, said: “I’ve been working especially hard on my slippery parts.

“I knew that Sharapova would try and stop me from playing my normal game so it was really about making sure I stayed as flat as possible.”

Centre Court, the current British number five, said: “I love playing against Caroline Wozniacki, she is fantastic opponent, but when I got up this morning I felt very slippery indeed.”

But the court refused to take credit for the demise of Roger Federer, insisting: “That wasn’t me. He was just rubbish.”

Centre Court added: “I want to conserve my energy for the weekend so I can send Novak Djokovic skidding headfirst into the umpire’s chair.”

Meanwhile, Court Number One, the British number eight, said: “It’s a shame that Jo-Wilfried Tsonga has run away like a little girl.

“I’ve actually been fitted with a trap door and a crocodile pit and I was hoping to try it out on a Frenchman.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-2013062773903

:joker:

Aw this is not a nice photo to feature on the main site :nono:

http://www.wimbledon.com/images/pics...t_lovelock.jpg

Uh oh and she's slipped :joker: jesus already

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Originally Posted by Marc (Post 6110397)

Uh oh and she's slipped :joker: jesus already

I said she would :joker:

Is she ok?

Yeah she's fine :joker: wasn't a big one, but her foot just skidded along the grass and she hit it out

Li Na takes the first set 6-2
Cibulkova takes the first set 6-0
Stosur takes the first set 6-2 (she's only ever been in round 3 once before at Wimbledon)
Lisicki a break up 4-2 against Eastbourne champ, Vesnina

Lisicki 6-3... Vesnina is being unnecessarily loud :mad:

More amazing play from Sabine so far, Vesnina hasn't been playing bad either. Hopefully she sees this through now and doesn't drop a set

fOR GOD SAKE LI.

She better sort her **** out for the 3rd.

HFRHFHF WHAT ARE YOU DOING? fhydhd