MAUREEN CARPETMUNCH ARRESTED AFTER VIOLENT OUTBURST'

Shoppers at Will's supermarket today were kept distressed after seeing contraception expert Maureen Carpertmunch violently rip off two men's penis' after catching them perving on her Turkish fiancée Jezebelle Grey's arse. Shoppers went into wild panic when Maureen ran down the cereal aisle with two cocks in each hand screaming 'HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE MAUREEN CARPETMUNCH SCORNED' before she slipped on a bottle of nesco coffee beans and impaled one of the erect dicks in her mouth.

Carpetmunch was arrested at the scene by security guard Beryl who slapped Maureen to the floor with the other erect cock. Maureen suffered several injurys but in an interview with Zoo magazine Maureen commented 'Having that erect cock in my mouth really made me realise that maybe carpet munching isn't half as good as a good sausage in your mouth.' Maureen has been given a five minute setence regarding her actions but will be appealing later in court today for a two minute setence.

Beryl the security guard was here to comment today 'I got really set when I saw Maureen sucking the cock and I couldn't help but orgasm myself but I realised it was job to tackle this bitch. Beryl takes no **** and it's time for people to wake up and smell the flavoured condom.'

Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8083432) Todays events have been tragic, Beryl has been promoted to head security guard.

Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 8083439) Customers having fun. :dance: http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/fil...c%2520Cage.gif

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8083444) Pavlo has a bi-polar episode and shoots them all

PAVLO REVEALS HE IS JALE'S ESTRANGED FATHER

Security guard Pavlo Cheesynachos has today revealed in an exclusive interview with BBC Good Food (Mexican edition) that Jale Burrito is intact his daughter.

Cheesynachos and Burriots mother agreed to keep the identity of Jale's father a secret at birth after Cheesynachos left Burritos mother Marina for Mike the check out boy after discovering his gay side after getting erect over Rob and Aaron on Emmerdale. Marina bleached Jale's skin to make sure she never found out her true identity.

Jale commented 'I was always told as a child that a Burrito was a Chinese delicacy so I never suspected a thing. I got nervous when I noticed some frozen burritos in the store next to a fajita kit but I chose to ignore it. I'm fine with Mike being my new step father it's just going to be awkward sharing the same man with my dad :/'

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8083450) PAVLO REVEALS HE IS JALE'S ESTRANGED FATHER Security guard Pavlo Cheesynachos has today revealed in an exclusive interview with BBC Good Food (Mexican edition) that Jale Burrito is intact his daughter. Cheesynachos and Burriots mother agreed to keep the identity of Jale's father a secret at birth after Cheesynachos left Burritos mother Marina for Mike the check out boy after discovering his gay side after getting erect over Rob and Aaron on Emmerdale. Marina bleached Jale's skin to make sure she never found out her true identity. Jale commented 'I was always told as a child that a Burrito was a Chinese delicacy so I never suspected a thing. I got nervous when I noticed some frozen burritos in the store next to a fajita kit but I chose to ignore it. I'm fine with Mike being my new step father it's just going to be awkward sharing the same man with my dad :/'

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8083450) PAVLO REVEALS HE IS JALE'S ESTRANGED FATHER Security guard Pavlo Cheesynachos has today revealed in an exclusive interview with BBC Good Food (Mexican edition) that Jale Burrito is intact his daughter. Cheesynachos and Burriots mother agreed to keep the identity of Jale's father a secret at birth after Cheesynachos left Burritos mother Marina for Mike the check out boy after discovering his gay side after getting erect over Rob and Aaron on Emmerdale. Marina bleached Jale's skin to make sure she never found out her true identity. Jale commented 'I was always told as a child that a Burrito was a Chinese delicacy so I never suspected a thing. I got nervous when I noticed some frozen burritos in the store next to a fajita kit but I chose to ignore it. I'm fine with Mike being my new step father it's just going to be awkward sharing the same man with my dad :/'

Not long after the reveal that Cheesynachos was Jale Burritos father his body has been found behind the cheese counter at Will's supermarket. Norah Lickmeout found Cheesynachos body behind the counter and rung an ambulance immediately and Cheesynachos was pronounced dead at the scene.

CCTV footage has revealed that Cheesynachos was heading towards the cheese counter for some more cheese to put on his nachos however Jale Burrito began to panic after her father failed to return with their cheese. Police have announced that they suspect the death could be a murder after a large piece of cheddar cheese was found concealed in Cheesynachos DNA and blood.

Police have failed to convict someone for the murder but Marina Burrito has been named a suspect in the case.

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8083537) Omfg we have our first big storyline! Even though Pavlo is no longer with us </333 he needs to be put in past workers </333