Killerqueen was spotted on a 7up forum, causing havoc claiming Sprite has always been superior!

Clom insists on all his friends spending faaarrrrr too much time with him, it's almost as if he sucks their essence in order to exist

Killerqueen is sparacus' secret love child

sparacus left home at the age of 14 and spent most of his time hanging around infant schools looking for An Unearthly Child.

Clom loves his neighbours unconditionally

Killerqueen is tea-total

Reg's favourite passtime as a kid was cutting old peoples grass for nothing

killerqueen's favourite singer is Doris Day

Calamity Jane is a wonderful musical, so is Pillow Talk, and Love me of Leave Me.

Reg wanted to be Marilyn Monroe as a child but was refuse as he was 6 inches shorter than she was

*Calamity Jane is a wonderful musical, so is Pillow Talk, and Love me of Leave Me. *

Agree absolutely.

killerqueen was kicked out of a homeless shelter for being too down-at-heel

I resemble that slur.....

Reg fancies Jack Lemmon in Some Like it Hot

killerqueen is Joe E Brown in Some Like It Hot

well nobody's perfect. Sorry this is in no way a lie I will quite happily accept points scored against me for deviation

sparcus might disagee with that statement

I said deviation NOT deviance, I'm all paid up on that score

It's good to be fully paid up

Reg's close personal friend Mawdryn died, but came back to life FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!! He is now referred to as Maydryn undead.

Sparacus cheated on Adam Rickitt with Bruno Langley

Reg filmed it all on his high tech mobile phone

killerqueen is a happy slapping hoodie with an asbo

No I'm..............................

Reg is a part-time fireman who finds it delightful to extend his hose in public

Silent is golden indeed

Try it from this end, It's brilliant

I'll make a note.