can today get any worst

i didn't even need a haircut she offered to pay and i wasn't gonna turn down a free haircut then when he said how much it was she was like oh you get this erm

You have a Brummy accent so the fact you can even get up in the morning and face the world is an achievement all of its own. :thumbs:

haha..?

can you stop bullying me :sad:
It's not even that strong is it?

:fist:

she just wanted you to look on fleek

:fan:

What's the matter Luke?

okay so my auntie who lives down south and my dad have like met up for a meeting about my grandparents in my living room
they're basically bitching about them um

Lmao apparently you were in dire need of a haircut and shave and you're a very quiet and shy person:suspect:

You'll be bitching about them when you're older.

don't let them drag nanna

I fell out my bed this morning
I fell up the stairs
I had a nose bleed for like 20 mins :fist:

And here was me thinking you had real problems. :idc:

what happened? :sad:

What is it with this forum and nosebleeds?

Are you all cokeheads?

I'm having bad luck :idc:
I have a brummie accent too

oh nevermind just seen your post

I suffer with them :fist:
I had my nose cauterized like loads :sad:

luke it could be worse
you could be going to a Pertti Kurikan Nimipäivät concert

And it never works?

I used to get really bad random nosebleeds when I was younger. I remember getting a heavy one at school one day and it was so bad that people thought I'd been attacked. :laugh:

who are they ?:laugh:

No D:

D: omg that's really terrible! I feel sorry for anyone who was there and who is going.

I thought it was Stan from Eastenders

this is actually so offensive like i don't want to be cruel because kate was lovely but it was like she wanted me as a little project or something er

i wasn't shy at all or i wouldn't have gone and idk what she means by quiet because i read everyone for filth i was quite vile actually so i don't understand that

and caitlin posting in the thread 'you are so nice for doing this kate' like i am a disabled donkey or something and kate sponsored me for £3 a week honestly just **** right off you rude bitch and no i did not need a shave or a haircut like i said it was free (or so i thought) so i took it and just no @ all this because no

like she told me to move out of my mums house and go into the salvation army? wtf :conf2:

they're representing finland in eurovision and the video is from the finnish national final
they gon get nil point

omg I'm excited for Eurovision an all, But if that gets points then god hope them all.

:laugh3:
i love caitlin

its not funny though?

Can I pls sponsor you to look good in front of tibb

no the way you described it like kate was sponsoring you like a disabled donkey was what got me

Why did you bump it for all of us to read?
Do you not know the pulse of this crowd is to laugh at everything?

like i don't care how people perceive me on here at all but how kate portrayed me in that thread like some ****ing special needs ****** is just so wrong

if i'm so ****ing socially inept how i be out here sucking dick all the time

When me and scott meet up in like 2016 or 18 we are going to shop til we drop tbh

I can be Ja'mie and Scott can be the African she takes in

Tom Scott is meeting me first so I think you shut up really

Me and Scott are meeting next week stay perched for us beating the caravan crew in the ratings battle