"I have it on good info that Sven is going to Pompey and he will need players so with Arab cash Tevez is coming as is Damian Duff and from MU and NU he will get Ronaldinho from Milan and V.Bommel from Bayern Taiwo will comefrom Marseille and Dembele from AZ in the Netherlands he will need an assistant who will be Bergkamp and from Ajax will come Vermaelen and Emanuelson from Twente Elia will be there and Vagner–Love will come from CSKA Moscow". .

Are you having a laugh?! I am a Pompey fan, and I for one am being very realistic about things for now! 1) The takeover is not even complete yet. 2) Sven could be off to Sporting Lisbon. 3) Why the hell would players like Tevez and Ronaldinho want to make a jump to a team like us right now? We don't even have a new stadium in the pipe line, let alone a decent training ground. It will take years to build a team that can challenge for Europe and push the top 4. Man City = Prime example of having loads of money but being able to buy some of the worlds best players. I also fear we may have already lost Glen Johnson, anyone pushing for Champions league football should be given a chance to go for it.
Beckford & cisse to hull?
Chelsea will start investing in youth to bring the average age down.Adam Johnson will be bought from Boro for around 6m,Arnautovic will be signed for 12.5m,Prosenik has already signed and chelsea are also looking at simon kjaer.The main signings will bezhirkov,pirlo,ribery,and ibra. drogba,anelka,kalou,malouda,ballack,deco,pizarro and carvalho.
Im not related to anyone in the game, apart from my uncle who runs a sunday league team lol, i have no connections nor have i come across real madrids transfer plans on a bus, its simple, i've heard rumours and ive read official stories, what i've done is used some common sense and tell you guys what i think are strong possibilities for Manchester United FC.

Carlos tevez – okay every story and bit of speculation is suggesting Tevez is on his way out, however from what i've read i believe united will manage to find some kind of arrangement that will make the player a permanant fixture among the roster, i don't know how, i don't know what, i don't even know if it will happen.

Cristiano Ronaldo – I believe he is out, i think the madrid deal was struck last summer, from what ive read over the past year in various newspapers all seems to be the same, all fee's and terms all seem to match, not all these journalists could be wrong surely, i do think he'll go and i also think he will mature and become a better player there whereas united will find another superstar from somewhere.

Michael Carrick – i've read no stories about the Ex Spurs wizard but i do think he'll leave along with scholes, both are exceptional talents and you'll find out more behind this as you read on.

Danielle De Rossi – this man surprisingly hasnt been linked in any big transfer saga's, but from what i believe and in all honestly im never far wrong is that United will land the Roma ace for around 15 million, a defensive Midfielder that has the ability to pass the ball aswell or better than Iniesta, so maybe a great signing? i think he will make way for the carrick departure.

Juninho– this one is really picking up speed lately, many fans have spoke about this deal and now the papers are starting to bring this deal up, im not sure whether it will happen, but with ronaldo's exit imminent we need a set piece master aswell as us in need of another world class CM could he be the man? the man is 34 years old but still can probably cut it for atleast a year giving anderson a chance to mature, im sure we'll be seeing him in the premier league next season.

Giuseppe Rossi – as far as i know this deal is done, from what i understand and with a bit of common sense. Nani is believed to be on his way out of old trafford on a loan basis, well why not to Villareal they need a new winger and we want our CF back, 18 million buy out and a nani loan option to sweeten the deal, very very likely he'll be playing his trade along side rooney next season.

Luis Antonio Valencia – again i believe this deal is done, with no more L/R wingers up for grabs, he could be the man to replace ronaldo, okay it'll take alot for anyone to be 'CR7' but i think he has the potential to be a great winger, and hopefully a manchester united winger.

David Bentley – this deal shocked me, but if you think about it the winger/CM is extremely similar to that of David Beckham, and a bargain at 3–6 million pounds with wage demands of 40 thousand a week maximun, he could be a great signing, i hope this deal does go through as im one of the very few that still rates the Maestro as one of the best wingers around, lets hope we see him kicking a ball on the right side of manchester.

Glen Johnson – a potential deal that has sped up over the last month, with No real guaranteed place at anfield and even less chance of regular success, why wouldn't he jump ship to arguably the best side in the world? with neville and brown both injury prone and Rafael not quite there, also having O'shea as back up he'd be 1st choice for sure, i don't think he'd mature enough at anfield under Benitez although being a united supporter i would say that, but who knows, right? all we can do is hope.

Thats all i have for you guys today, thanks for reading.

COYS. Walakapow.
Mr. A Wenger will have a big summer shake up this year re–signing both Thiery Henry AND Patrick Vieira. Henry will be joined by Yaya Toure in a deal that see's Emmanuel Adebayor head to Barca. Also on the shopping list are Ryan Babel and Gareth Barry who may join from Liverpool and Aston Villa respectively. Steve Mandanda will join from Marseille, as well as Joe Lewis joining from Peterborough as back up goalkeeper. Hatem Ben Arfa is another target and Matthiea Flamini is yet another player who may return after being unable to secure a place in Milan's midfield.
Another big deal in the pipeline is an exchange between Jan–Klaas Huntelaar and Robin van Persie.
Leaving Emirates will be Mikael Silvestre to Celtic, Tomas Rosicky to Borrusia Dortmund, Emmanuel Eboue to Roma and Manuel Almunia to Celta Vigo. Lukasz Fabianski will be loaned out as will Johan Djourou and Amaury Bischoff. Armand Traore will begin the new season in the first team squad for pre–season as will Kerrea Gilbert, Jay Simpson, Fran Merida and Jack Wilshere.
Reading will sell star players James Harper and Stephen Hunt to Newcastle United.
FIrstly Arsenal will get rid off;
– Bishoff(700,000)
– Diaby(6million)– Inter/ Aston Villa
– senderos(£5million)– german team, like wolfsburg
– gallas(6million)– PSG or Juventus
– Adebayor(21million)– ac milan
– Mikael Silvestre(850,000)– french side. .like lyon
– [Possibly]~Van Persie(£17–19million)–as he is struggling to sign a new conrtact–possibly to Barca or Inter

Alrite! Ill be back whn this is over!

Other gunnars news
Wilshere will definetelyget more playing time after a brilliant youth team cup performance. Jay Simpson will get more time in the cup matches. .
Arshavin will get #10.

ust went to the Zeta house. So I understand what Andy is doing.

Am doing this for the brotherhood

for the sake off it!!!

ama, it will never be over!

Feel free to post in the football thread.

Andy Raw starts now I think

Am watching it iceman

Andy! You are a true legend of the brotherhood, a knight of the brotherhood, defender of TiBB to keep it true and pure.. Kill the filth!

Cage match later!!:hello:

BRUCE CATS COMPENSATION AGREED

Steve Bruce is on the verge of becoming Sunderland manager after Wigan accepted a compensation package offered by the north-east club.

The Latics boss, born just a few miles outside Newcastle, was identified as the number one target by Black Cats chairman Niall Quinn and it now appears he has got his man.

Wigan chairman Dave Whelan stressed he would not let his manager leave on the cheap, having paid £3million to release Bruce from his Birmingham contract in November 2007.

Whelan has now accepted a suitable fee from their Premier League rivals, although it is believed to be less than the £3million Wigan were looking for.

A compromise was reached as both clubs were looking for a swift conclusion to negotiations with pre-season training due to start in just over a month.

Sunderland officials are in Portugal to speak to Bruce, who is on holiday, but it is not expected negotiations over personal terms will be a stumbling block.

Bruce, who turned down the Newcastle job in the past, will take over at the Stadium of Light at the best possible time after American businessman Ellis Short assumed total control last week.

The former Birmingham and Crystal Palace manager is likely to have access to a substantial transfer fund but Short expects a return on his money.

Sunderland escaped relegation by only two points last month but the new owner has already targeted a top-10 finish next season.

That will present a new challenge for Bruce, whose one and a half campaigns at Wigan - and previous top-flight campaigns with Birmingham - were primarily about guaranteeing survival.

One thing Bruce has experience of is getting the best out of the resources he is given.

Despite a limited budget at the JJB Stadium he kept the club up in 2008 having taken over with them deep in relegation trouble and came very close to getting Wigan into Europe for the first time in their history this season.

They ended the campaign 11th, the club's second-best top-flight finish, but Bruce admitted he was hamstrung by having to sell midfielder Wilson Palacios and striker Emile Heskey to Tottenham and Aston Villa respectively in January.

With winger Antonio Valencia destined for an £18million exit this summer, Paul Scharner touting for a move and just one first-team striker on the books Bruce was facing another rebuilding exercise at the JJB Stadium.

There has also been speculation Bruce had to slash the wage bill by £4million for the start of next season, which could have led to more players being shown the door.

Sunderland have offered Bruce an exit route from that, one he is likely to seize, as he looks to take the next step in his career.

Wigan have already been linked with Swansea boss Roberto Martinez - whom Celtic have made an enquiry about - Peterborough's Darren Ferguson and former manager Paul Jewell.

You hear about Mr Kennedy??

My stream is lagging tonight

markus and shaun have infected it

We need David!

Don't leave to watch Raw.. The zeta's will only leave to watch GG and listen to britney..

Yeah sarah posted it in the wrestling thread :joker:

I know andyman

they are vile and evil

Oh yeah forgot!

Did you see the video on his website?

FF13=Amazing! Could it top FF7 tho?

The cage match is on now

Nokia make fantastic phones.

Batista has just won

And randy orton looks angry

Damn I cant get a stream:mad:

and am posting like shaun and markus