Epic WIN.

can't believe we had steve mandanda on trial about 4 years ago but didn't sign him up cause O'neill didn't think he was good enough :|

How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Hiddink should of waited for Liverpool at the end of the season

That was awesome. It created so much drama. I remember watching it with my dad, we were both stunned like "what the fuck just happened ?"

When God made man,
he made him out of string.
He had a little left,
so he left a little thing.
When God made woman,
he made her out of lace.
He didn't have enough,
so he left a little space.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Hello, hello, baby;
You called, I can't hear a thing.
I have got no service
in the club, you see, see
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you,
I'm kinda busy.

Nate, have you seen Apollo Anton Ohno?

The yank speed skater.

Holy crap he's immense.

K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.

Zidane the LEGEND

I see they're bringing out a Satnav aimed specifically at women.

All it says is, "You're going the ****ing wrong way!"

Just a second,
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with
A drink in my hand, eh
You shoulda made some plans with me,
You knew that I was free.
And now you won't stop calling me;

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."

You'd think women would be better at Curling.

What with all the sweeping.

Not really interested in the speed skating

moguls, snowboarding, bobsleigh, and hockey are the only things i like really

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.

women are a lot like radiators, once they bleed they work much more efficiently.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call all you want,
But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club,
And I'm sippin' that bub,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

USA vs Switzerland in Hockey was awesome to watch. I like to watch everything tho, maybe a bit less ice skating.

I make myself irrisistable to women by using lynx deodorant. That and rape.

I have just changed my name by deed pole to 'Help'.

That way women can scream my name when I rape them.

LOL

2 great jokes.