Good luck with that, James prefers me

I'm just going to sneak out of this thread now... I'll be back later. :)

:laugh:

Well done Marc...

Yeah, that's why he follows you around, throwing Brussels Sprouts at you :idc:

Reminds me of one of those scary pop-ups

I think I'd rather have those 'have sex with me' pop-ups from females than have Marc popping up on my screen. s0b

(lyreallybub)

:joker:

When's The walking Dead back on Marcy?

What an absolute bastard, you will be infracted shortly

You will do no such thing, I've only just bloody got back :hmph:

And don't even try to infract me you knob

February 10th, Niamh

The zombie competition can continue!

Yesterday before work I sprayed my face with aftershave but some of it must of got in my mouth and all I could taste was aftershave

Oh YAY! That's not far away!

I miss the Zombie Championships :laugh:

That's one of the most gripping stories I have ever heard on here

:joker:

I went to make a customer a coffee yesterday but I pressed the button without putting the cup underneath, and I blocked the bloody milk tube meaning that it was only giving out black coffee

Have you ever considered a career in writing books? This is good s***

I'm considering writing horrors. My first could be 'The Horrors of the Coffee Machine'

:joker: at my warning -behaves-

I wrote a Horror story once, I called it "Marc of Satan"

James gave you that :shocked:

Jake where do you work

Burger King