Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 6851552) *receives lawsuit from ammi for the use of audre's name*

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/...6/spd361d7.jpg
You don't think they're going to mind that we aren't Rudolph and Augustine?
Nah, love, don't worry, they probably won't even notice. We're just here to announce songs anyway. Oh are we on?
Greetings, TiBB Eurovision! We're now in our sixth year of this glorious musical festival, and as usual, the songs don't disappoint.
Yes, that is right, Henri. Coming up, we have songs about dogs, UKIP, TiBB members and eyebrows - all of the usual soul-searching subjects. But, as you join us live in...er... who won last year? I'm just typing out thoughts at the moment. Arsenal won something. omg. Lithuania! So that means we must be in Vilnius.
....okay! Our first song comes from Moldova! Please welcome.... mister Penisul :love:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 6851559) http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/...6/spd361d7.jpg You don't think they're going to mind that we aren't Rudolph and Augustine? Nah, love, don't worry, they probably won't even notice. We're just here to announce songs anyway. Oh are we on? Greetings, TiBB Eurovision! We're now in our sixth year of this glorious musical festival, and as usual, the songs don't disappoint. Yes, that is right, Henri. Coming up, we have songs about dogs, UKIP, TiBB members and eyebrows - all of the usual soul-searching subjects. But, as you join us live in...er... who won last year? I'm just typing out thoughts at the moment. Arsenal won something. omg. Lithuania! So that means we must be in Vilnius. ....okay! Our first song comes from Moldova! Please welcome.... mister Penisul :love:

Originally Posted by Drew. (Post 6851561) What a wonderful day

Lights dim, and the arena goes quiet. The audience is surrounded by darkness.

Through the dark they glimpse a flash of pink. They don't have time to adjust their eyes when again, another flash.


Pixelating on the screen are these images, their blurriness, sharpening with every heartbeat.

http://i.imgur.com/VDAU3kl.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/x9x4EOB.png

The music rumbles into action as if its arrived on the back of a thunderstorm

Enter Mr Penisul
http://i.imgur.com/auKGfOa.jpg

Song begins

Ride On My Penis(to the music of Rise Like A Phoenix by Conchita Wurst)- Mr Penisul

Waking in the brothel
Pulling knickers over arse
Pimp says I'm trouble
Well that time has passed

Peering in the mirror
No, its not tucked in
Stranger getting nearer
Got to get the vaseline

You want to give me anal, tonight
but inside my mind is screaming
Ride on my penis
its large and full of semen
Ride on my penis
give it the warmth its longing for
dont treat me like a *****
Just close the door
I want you to ride on my penis

But you're a top

Get on with your business
act as if its not there
You can't ignore
whats beneath my pubic hair

Cause you wanna give me anal, tonight
and i just lay there, faking it
but inside my mind is screaming
Ride on my penis
its large and full of semen
Ride on my penis
give it the warmth its longing for
dont treat me like a *****
Just close the door

I taped it to my thigh
you felt it and you cried

Ride on my penis
its large and full of semen
Ride on my penis
give it the warmth its longing for
dont treat me like a *****
Just close the door
I want you to ride on my penis

But you're a top

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 6851565) Oh? You a Gunner, Drew? Congrats.