"Sugar Daddies (Put a Finger In It)" by Gayonce
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"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Messieurs bienvenue. I am very pleased to present this year’s French entry. Gayonce and ‘Sugar Daddies (Put A Finger In It)’ Merci. Thank You”.

The curtains go back to reveal Gayonce and his two very attractive gay male dancers clad in skimpy black leotards.

Rapturous applause fades as music starts and Gayonce and company begin:

All the single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies (All the sugar daddies)
All the single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies. Now pull your pants up.

Hear what I say (Say)
Stop pretending that ya gay (Gay)
I’m all done with your little thing.
‘Cos when ya unzip (Unzip)
And stick in my lips (Lips)
Ya never try to satisfy me.
I’ m down on you, you never up in me
So you’re getting all the attention.
Never lay me on my back, never fill my crack
‘Blow ’n’ Go’ just sad for me.

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

Cuz if you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it
Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it
Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh
If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it.
If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it.

I ain’t got no tits, no child-bearing hips.
No camel-toe in my denim jeans.
So don’t treat me like a wife,
get the hell outa my life
This boy ain’t your toy anymore.
You made no admission, didn’t mention ,
That ya really need a penis extension.
Cos you only got three inch, four at a pinch,
But even that you never push inside a me.

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

Cuz if you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
(Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh)
If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it.
If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it
(Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh)

Don't treat me like those sluts in your world.
This boy’s not that kinda girl.
Your cock is what I prefer, what I deserve.
It don’t take no fruit in a Buzz Light Year suit
To deliver me, to a destiny, to infinity and beyond.
Pull me into your bed, let me feel that swollen purple head.
f you don’t shag me before you’re gone,
Then as ****ing usual, I’ll get none.

All the single laddies (All the single laddies).
All the sugar daddies (All the sugar daddies).
All single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies. Now pull your pants up.
(Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh.. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh.)

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it
Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Uh oh oh.
If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it.
If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it.
Uh oh oh.

The performance ends. Gayonce stands motionless, breathless - hand on arse - and then, finally, he flashes a knowing smile.

The Tibb audience goes wild. Pandemonium erupts. Liam, Scott and others invade the stage. The curtains close. Behind the curtains Scott is so delighted he offers Kirk a B.J. and Marsh weeps with bitter jealousy as Kirk and Scott disappear backstage holding hands.....Uh oh oh!

.......................Finis & Thank You. Please Vote For France .....................