The body of Mary-Ann Smith was found today in a freezer at Will's supermarket. This comes not long after the body of Pavlo Cheesynachos was found behind the cheese counter. Local customer Nevett found the body while looking for some Chicago Town Pizzas which she had been informed where on offer from Will the director of Will's supermarket. Nevett found Mary-Ann smiths body hidden under multiple boxes of meat feast pizzas while written in ketchup on top of the freezer it read 'She knew too much (buy Heinz not Will's own)'

Norah Lickmeout and Kathy Hairdryertits both workers at the supermarket commented 'Mary-Ann was lovely she'd only recently started working with us so it's a shame she's dead. Rather her than me though YOLO' Kathy commented while Norah commented 'I would often enjoy dipping my fingers into Mary-Ann's biscuit it's such a shame she's dead. I will miss our steamy sex sessions.'

The police have launched a full investigation while Will the owner of the supermarket expressed his distress 'The murders of Pavlo and Mary-Ann while haunt us forever but remember Will's own ketchup is two pence cheaper than Heinz'

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8084347) Mary-Ann and Pavlo need to be added to former staff along with Bob :sad: </333 Will the supermarket killer ever be stopped?

Originally Posted by arista (Post 8084372) Call Security: naked lady in the Supermarket http://i4.fuskator.com/large/azPXk3F...in-Shop-10.jpg

Originally Posted by Tøm (Post 8084367) Several unmanned vans have crashed into all entrances, blocking every exit. A fire has been reported from the Bakery and everyone is trapped.

Originally Posted by Tøm (Post 8084374) Arista to be banned for posting porn? :shocked:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 8084378) Rubbish Its a Side angle Grow Up

Originally Posted by Tøm (Post 8084379) I was joking :omgno: