Crap,
Producers are coming to check my bag...

It's nothing Cal wouldn't have in his schoolbag hun, don't worry x

I don't recall it's name, some people were nice there some not hence me leaving after a few days.

You've called me out on nothing, as usual your ego makes you believe you are significantly more intimidating than you actually are.

Beyoncé the pug and Aaliyah the Siamese cat have decided to quit the jungle as they weren't being given their daily requirements of voss water and green and black butterscotch chocolates by producers.

May they reside peacefully in the Hilton hotel for the next two weeks

We can talk about egos all night long, yet we could also talk about the fact I have addressed my flaws on multiple occasions and have never pretended to be holier than thou x

You're gonna have to snort it all before they find it :worry:

Aaliyah and Beyoncé will be our bush tucker meal in the next few days

Rice and beans for me

Indeed we could but I'm bored of you already so let's not.

My cousin Paris (Yes Hilton) has put a restraining order on the producers going within 50 miles of the Hilton so they're fine. Tom's cat Gina will be next we had roast Felicia last night

yeah!

Me and gamepodfan will take good care of them. He's technically not allowed around animals but I think it's alright

Oh Liam don't worry Paris is taking them to the Bora Bora islands for the next couple of days so they can get their monthly fix of detoxing

and i thought Will's attention seeking was bad :hehe:

Funnily enough for someone who is so bored of me you try your very hardest to 'drag' and 'clock' me whenever I make a post in the forum, even using things from my past to try and make me feel bad

There's things in my history I'm not proud of but I at least I address it, you've cleared and deleted your history more than a horny teenager on his family computer.

and I thought you wanted to the show the real you...
















:spin:

Stop talking about me...

:laugh2:

Don't use my name in vain

Don't try and make out I'm the one who's obsessed when I had to get that restraining order on you

Not you being God

Me trying to use my sex appeal to not get into trouble for all the contraband I have...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...6939786349.jpg

I've just realised that the gal in Daniel-X's avatar is Nadine and not a Russian prostitute

this is the real me

I didn't try and do anything I welcomed you did I not?

You were the one who came into the thread with some sort of attitude not me but as usual you feel the need to be the center of attention. Tragic.

me and my girls walking away from this mess

http://i.imgur.com/xVQcNrr.gif