Its David! Real simple boring name! :) WIldcats better!

I have decided to smoke a J! First time for ages, it feels like Ive never smoked B4.

Nice to meet you David, i'm Joe. And do what you feel man!!! lol

Just ad'a few shots of vodka an a couple'a bottles of bud, heading down the clubs to pic up some nice skirt now lads, anyone up for it?

Crunkeh here. yo.

hiya

hi shu i hope u've been gd 2nite xx

i was ok to be driving home, i swear

oh dear. hey shaun x

Shaun's an actual mess on MSN.

i could';ve done something srsly messy though and dyed my hair ginger b ut thanksfuily i didn;t get that bad

anyone who can find this thread when drunk is not drunk

i was looking for it last night and couldnt find it anywhere lol

btw never take jello shots, some club in manchester was giving them out free and there lethal :(

ive been stoned / tripping balls for the last like 8 hours
it was that mad bong hit i took
im **** with bongs they hit me so fast
im now melting into my couch and i was freaking out earlier
oh
my
god
pink elephant:elephant:

yooooooooooooooooo im really drunk any1 wanna go on webcamQ!!?!?!?!!?!?

Very tempting ;)

Shiz I was really drunk.

That was my swan song with alcohol :(.

Sticking to the natural stuff from now on. I might have something err ... growing ... in my closet.

6 or 7 pints in mei
i dunno imm a bigf lightweigjht
fowley says hi

Have to admit I've never been to Ireland, but always imagined in my head you'd converted to the metric system along with the Euro, so count things in litres :hugesmile:

The Werternmost part of Germany is funny - they drink Alt beer in nip sized glasses - so you order a tray of 20 at a time for the assembled folks.........as does everyone else. Makes it tough to keep track unless you keep your coaster after paying at the end of the night then count the number of ticks on it, multiply by 20, divide by the number of people your were with, guess the amout of ml in each glass then convert to pints. Becomes a lesson in arithmetic in itself!

yea claymore effort in reading the 2nd paragtagh tomororw maybe:hugesmile:

Your hangover will make it a bigger effort!

heloooooooooooooooooo

I cite this as my most important topic.

tomororw!!!

hai lul.

Stoned wut.