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Maybe they'll do a spin off I can go on

It'll get less ratings but I guess the level of celebritié would still be the same?

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Imagine the first coupling up a hot guy walks in, a few girls step forward and the guy just goes "sorry I'm not attracted to any of these ladies"
*dramatic shots of all the girls looking shook*
*cut to break*
"sorry I'm not attracted to any of these ladies... I'm actually here to find a man" *goes and stands in line with the girls*

Caroline: 'And here is islander number eleven she's eighteen and she's from wigan, she is Danielle'
*VT plays of Danielle dancing round a room with The Heat in background, she doesn't speak*
Man:''okay maybe I am here for a woman'

Jonny is trash.

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I hate how Jonny speaks like he has a mouthful of phlegm

I would suck Jonny off in an aeroplane loo

Im a little over this season at the moment tbh

Didn't this happen when you want Llandudno with girls?

Jonny looks a tad inbred his eyes are a mess.

Jonny definitely has a small dick. It's so obvious

He blinks really heavy too

not this club banger remixed to be a sad song

hmm small gene pool confirmed ✓

Not me getting my 5 year badge and being deprived of my 10k one and vice versa for Armand

He looks like he's half dead

He looks like a sex God

Cal stop being problematic with this Jonny stanning

I like Gabby but I feel like she's desperate for an argument as of late

She wants some drama and she'll get herself and Marcel shock eliminated one of these days.

Marcel is getting darker and darker he is literally a shade lighter than charcoal

a work twice as hard to get half of what they get tease?