anyone that likes the Big Bang theory

this
worst show on air these days

ironically I just got a super short haircut and now I look like a French Sheldon.

..people who say 'simples'

bit harsh ammi

I wasn't even referring to you.

/awkward

I am as far as I'm aware the only one with my name in the whole world

Wow all those true Hollywood stars of yesteryears always turn out to be gay when I read about them.

Montgomery Clift, Jack Larson, of Course Rock Hudson, James Dean, allegedly Marlon Brando, Paul Newman..sigh

People in halls who're like "HEY EVERYBODY LISTEN TO HOW BASSY MY SPEAKERS ARE HAHAHAHA YOLO" and I hope they become deaf because inconsistent rumblings is possibly one of the most annoying sounds ever.

Aw watching Higher learning (1995) the scene where Ice cube and his boys chase down a white boy because he called a black girl "black bitch!" they force him to apologize and say " sorry beautiful black woman. mother of the universe "
Nowadays that would never happen. Todays black men don't stick up for black women.

Everytime I have enough money to get my haircut and then something always happens to make me have to either give my money to my parents, or it gets held up for another week due to Resi Evil.

thing that irritates me: people leaving teabags in the sink

I've noticed that :laugh: basically every actor from the 30s-60s was a bit gay, according to Wikipedia. :/

when a takeaway on just eat don't have any drinks advertised. You can only get drink if you spend over 20 pound :cloud:

had a kebab through just eat earlier, was terrible

never order kebab or chips and chicken from just eat. What's wrong with you :bawling:

alan carr or american pie wedding :bawling:

American Pie of course

I had some cupcakes which were heavenly but now I'm in a bloated food coma :(

Too late. :( Chose carr because they play AP every month anyway

You knob

Being unable to perform with my wife

do you have a wife?

Why? is she imaginary? or is she angry at you at the moment?:devil:

i was going to ask which hand he calls wife.

Right because she always is.:joker:

she caught him doing it with his left.