I will stab you in the eye and laugh as I push you down the stairs

Swingers - Funniest film I've seen in ages.

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The Hunger Games - 6/10 - Meh not really my kinda film, plus there was a few bits in it that were dragged out far too much, I actually shouted "Oh ffs hurry up" at the screen a couple of times.

Avengers - 8/10 - Now this is my kinda film, loved every bit of it, the cast were amazing especially Chris Hemsworth & Robert Downey JR :love:

Dark Shadows - 7/10 - Expected it to be a lot funnier than what it was.

Who shouts at the TV:conf:

Well me obviously or I wouldnt have posted it, now do you actually have something you want to contribute to this thread or are you just trying to bait like you normally do?

Hugo. Really nice family film, amazing cast and the special effects are lovely. 8/10 because not a lot happens.

I'm going to order that next... is it ok for younger kids?

Moneyball - 9/10

I don't know the first thing about Baseball but this was amazing, should have done a clean sweep at the Oscars. Was shocked to see someone playing John Henry (Liverpool owner) in it aswell.

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Yeah :) nothing really scary happens

The Hunger Games. It was ok but not anywhere near as good as the book, and I still think Peeta should have been played by somebody with more charisma and a stronger face.

three stooges and it was much better than ted!.

Mel Brooks' 'Young Frankenstein' on telly last night. Brilliant spoof, seen it loads of times but it still makes me laugh. Probably in my top ten funniest films ever.

The Possession, was quite scary

Right now watching I know my first name is Steve Payner. True story of a boy that was abducted by a paedophile at 7 and escaped at 14! :cloud:

This is the vile **** :cloud:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Parnell

:cloud:

Why the **** am I watching this ****. Making me sick and so damn angry at the same time and it's only 10 mins in

Jesus that's sick.

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Tomorrow Never Dies - 7/10
A good film in its own right but it had too much to live up to after the incredible Goldeneye (my favourite Bond film along with FRWL). It has some great action sequences, especially the remote control car chase in the multi storey, but Jonathan Pryce is laughably bad in some scenes. Not a patch on the great Sean Bean's Alec Trevelyan.

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Safe - 7.5/10
One of The Stath's better films, along with The Transporter and Crank. The plot is slightly more interesting than his usual films, but his American accent leaves something to be desired. Overall, very much worth a watch.

The Jobbers 4/10

It was alright, nothing special i suppose.. it was about these two men called David and Leon and basically they were useless at everything so then some guy called Andy had to come along from a far away town and help them make something of their lives and they eventually did that with Leon becoming a gardener and David becoming a binman ( sorry for the spoilers by the way ) Andy went onto become a multi billionaire as well which i thought was a nice ending to the film

The Prestige - 9.7/10

The Directors Cut ending was a particular highlight of this movie I think, when Andy's eyes opened and he climbed out of bed, walked down the stairs and noticed his long term partner LegendKiller cooking up some bacon and eggs in the kitchen, as the couple ate their breakfast and mulled over their mornings they began to get ready for work, and it was not too long until the bintruck pulled up outside and Andy walked out and began to get on with his job and clean up everyones rubbish. It also turned out that LegendKiller was the gardner, and then on Andy's way home from work he walked past the big multi-million pound mansion in the City that belonged to his idol, Lord David the III, and then Andy remembered that dream he had had the night before.

The Aristocats - Not seen it in years and a good sunday afternoon zone out film

You two can be quite funny.... occasionally :idc:

My Sister's Keeper - 8/10 a real tear jerker

My Sister's Keeper - 8/10 a real tear jerker

The Bourne Legacy
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Didn't think I'd like it, but there were some very memorable scenes.

Dredd
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I watched it in 3D, and I'm still not convinced that it makes for a better movie experience, however during this there were a few scene that it worked really well. Anyway the film had some good characters, and it was pretty exciting.


Shadow Dancer
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Slightly depressing, but I thought it seemed to be good insight into a secretive and suspicious world.

Lawless
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Packed with good actors, and the story was gripping.

The Possession
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Creepy and horrory, it's meant to be base on a true story, but I tried tracking it down, and couldn't find much, it seems to have been made up around the idea of a jewish evil spirit box. Enjoyably nonetheless.

Total Recall
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Thought provoking and fun, I'd watch it again.

Anna Karenina
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It's like a play, so once I got used to that, it was an interesting film, I think there were about three different tales of love in russia in 1870s.

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and you could prob spoiler that.