Sorry shag, you've thrown it all away, just as i predicted.

You just worry about your daunting trip to The Hawthorns

I know, when the news of his contract came out, I even said that he's going to retire when that expires. This just confirms it.

And WHAT THE HELL? EVerton's scoring but it's in the wrong end.

Really hope Arsenal slips up (No chance of that happening against Newcastle though :( )

Two own goals. Deary me.

Bloody Everton. They won't feel obliged to do us a favour against Lucas's scummy bastards next week now. Looks like we'll have to rely on Pulis and the lads at Selhurst

"Does Liverpool going from 7th to champions inspire you?"

"No. We are Man United. We should be inspired due to that. No one else"

This is why Evra is a impossible to hate :worship:

Interviewer must of thought he was talking to fooking Moyes.

Good ol Merse, bigging up Bolasie for England when he's a Congo International

Probably pissed again.

Keep us updated with any goals in the Everton match please.

I'm watching the Rugby League

3-0. Pahars has scored a screamer.

The Feed just went out over here.

Has it for you?

Good job it has for you, Boruc has just made it 3-0

It's back it's 2-0 still you friggin idiots.

Are you sure you're not a few minutes behind? :S

What minute? It's at the 88th here.

Niemi just pulled off a cracking save.

NAISMITH!!!!!!!

The BBC can't get enough of my tweets

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27156914

Would print screen that myself.

Everton </3.

I wanted them to get top 4. And they face us next week (and obviously I want us to win) so that is basically their chance over </3.

Well that's that then.

Any other year we'd have made the top 4, but sadly the strength of the league is poor and the gap between a select few and the rest of the league is too big.

But first season for Martinez and a couple of tweeks to the squad in the summer and we'll be challenging with the money clubs again next season.

Arsenal will definitely get the forth place now, It's impossible for Newcastle to take anything from them on Monday.

In 2 hours time we will have secured Premier league football for another season, what a good feeling that is

****ing hell we are ****

Really great season from Everton. I thought Martinez would struggle, but he's completely blown my prediction out of the water. Another rebuild in the summer needed with players you'll lose. I'd prefer Everton to get 4th, and that's something I couldn't have imagined myself admitting.

Beat those petro-billionaires to really cap off a good season for you.