Cheeky

knocking your drink over, such a mess and a waste. :rolleyes:

(yes, I just did this)

..don't let them visit in the first place..that's what I do..they all have homes of their own..

I feel obliged... quid pro quo and all that.

When I reach for my cup to have a drink of tea only to realise I already finished it :mad:

excellent idea Ammi, words to live by. :hugesmile: I rarely have people round, I absolutely hate being stuck in the house, so I go out as much as possible, not as easy in the winter mind, but spring and summer I go for a lot of walks round and about and as for socialising I would rather meet up with friends in cafes etc, we have perfected the art of making a coffee last an hour :)

..I'm a bit of a homey Kate...I do go out, but I try to avoid it, unless I'm going on holiday...I do go for walks though..it's the socialising with people bit I'm not keen on.....

..I do have friends round as well..but I put them on a timer so they don't stay too long...

Bet you have one of these that you flip over when they arrive then make them leave the second the sand all runs through

http://bethelkidsleaders.files.wordp.../hourglass.jpg

..that gives them three good long minutes...they need to get straight to the point...it get's rid of all the other waffle....time is ..well time!.....:pipe:

Accidentally falling asleep for an hour and a half when I have things to do

Babies having hiccups, while sticking their ass in my ribs and their head right down behind my pelvis. Massive pain one second then the feeling shes gunna drop out...a second or two rest, then repeat 50x

Oooh. :shocked: I'm looking forward to this. :D
Btw apart from this I hope you're enjoying pregnancy. :xyxwave:


When I browse an online shop then later there's adverts of that site everywhere I visit. :bored:


Tool academy

That people are having a go at Stacey Dash because she supports Romney,
especially the black celebs that propably aren't even her friends but they're having a go.

Of f off, everybody is entitled to support who they want, leave her alone. Just because your black doesn't mean you should automatically want to support Obama.

I'm not even following this campaign because I don't give a **** :joker: But everyone is entitled to vote for who they want to vote for and celebs twitting or giving interviews about Stacey's Dash opinions regarding this is just irritating!
Samuel L jackson twitted "‘Wait, did Stacey Dash Really endorse Romney today?! REALLY????! Is she CRA………..??!’" Yes she did! Next!
Kimora Lee Simmons "Kimora Lee Simmons was also asked for her input recently, and she responded:

“I feel like she just done it for press, cause, really, no one really knows her.’"
Dayum.

"I support Obama" I say whilst shaking like a leaf, biting my nails and hiding behind the couch.

Why can't I draw a circle without it looking like a 10 month old did it? :bawling:

do you not own a compass?

Do you not own a can of pringles?

ok, these a to z threads got boring and annoying after the first 2-3

People that butt there noses into arguments and not knowing all the facts.

When I spend an hour and a half loading up a film and my browser goes and crashes :mad:

The amount of idiocy on the forum right now.

Too big.

Too perfect.

why is unzipped 45 mins!

Just blew out the candle and it wouldn't fully go out for ages and set the fire alarm off momentarily :bored:

..don't blow..just dampen your fingers and gently squeeze the flame between them...