Well ... I do think that we are quite bright and fun and witty ... though I say it myself ... don't you ... ?

Like calls to like, darling ... like calls to like ... (big wink) ... :joker:

I'm an administrator for Next by day and a barmaid by night :)

And yeah, I know a few people who spend a lot of time in hotels with their jobs who says the same. It's maybe a novelty at first, but it wears off pretty quickly?

I used to know people who worked for Next in Scotland (half of what I wear is from the Next Directory sale, by the way ... especially shoes ... small feet ... great bargains ... :spin:) and they used to tell me that people spent more money on clothes in Glasgow than anywhere else in the UK ... so their shops up there were REALLY important ... is that still true ... ?

Oh and hello Happyland ... nice to know you ... :wavey:

Okay. I'm a size 10 in clothes. Size 5 in shoe. I'll pm my address for the Next freebies. Any reject Xmas gifts welcome :blush::blush::joker:

Nice to see a few more Ben fans have come over from the other place.!! Great stuff.:hugesmile:

6 Petite for jackets and tops ... 8 for below the waist ... and 3/3.5 for shoes and boots ... I loved it when they first brought in the Petite range ... first on the high street as I remember ... changed my life ... ! :dance:

Flippin 'eck UV, that's a tiny little frame! of course, I am not jealous. Not at all. Not a tiny bit, nope, not even remotely. Definately not.



Ah fffff........ alright. I'll admit. I'm slight envious! :spin::spin:

But Middy ... you are well below the average yourself ... two of us would make one Josie ...

Shall I keep it on track by saying that Ben is partial to women who are quite nice and trim ... ?

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant: :elephant: :wavey:

:mad::eek::eek: How very dare you make mention of that lump in the same sentence as you and I. How very dare you. :bawling::bawling:

*Grabs UV by the scruff of the neck, reaches for bar of soap to wash her mouth out with* :devil:

Ah.. Ben. :hugesmile: Now you're talking !!

There is always something that will sooth the savage beast...... :dance2::thumbs2:

Hi.. Yeah it is still true :)

Oh and hello,nice to know you too :D

Remember Bennites he is our king,lol.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ne/kingben.jpg

Oh my word, doesn't he have the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen?!:lovedup:

Throws bucket of water:xyxwave:

And such lovely, kissable lips!!! Come here Ben. Let me snog you darling!!:devil: :lovedup:

Gets the hose pipe......:joker:

*Rushes across thread and locates stop cock. Turns off water. Waits for Voddy to overheat & spontaniously combust, then I can have Ben all to myself*

:devil:

Ha ha just read this :joker::joker::joker::joker: