#31 – LemonJam
Previous performance: #20
1st Round: 15 points || 2nd Round: 37 points || Total: 52 points.
TiBB’s resident Asian loving orchestral raving veggie well-endowed-eyebrowed stud LemonJam ranks in at #31 this time around. After three consecutive #20 place finishes, it was about time things changed for James, and unfortunately they went downhill this time. When the votes first started coming in however, it seemed like it would be business as usual for this Sheppy mess. James’ revival of the introducing other people to obscure music thread has been met with approval and he just seems to get hotter and hotter :evilgrin:. What more do you need from a forum member? One member/pervert simply said “let's get it onnnnn...” while another gave a puzzling reason of “Jorge has always had a hold over my heart since that lost weekend in Dijibouti. Nosso amor partilhado da Cilla Black será sempre nos irmanam o meu amor.” One user voted for him because “LemonJam is so zany. He plays about a million different instruments and loves Asian people and orchestral pieces and I once sent him a flyer in the post because we have that kind of friendship.” He picked up votes from one participant who said “without JamJam who would be there to provide such unforgettable quotes as 'LMFAO' and 'rofl <3'? NOONE, THAT'S WHO. My semi still hasn't died from the erotica readings and your half-qt-half-faily Survivor games make me yearn for island romance. Be my Sheppy Seabride, ****.” A wonderfully fitting tribute came in the form of this reason: “we watch a lot of the same programmes as each other and since running Survivor, we've got to be closer. I like to think we have a lot in common. James is one of the nicest guys on TiBB. Though he isn't on much or doesn't post much around the whole forum, I notice him a lot more than most people do because of our shared interests/threads. James can make you laugh without needing to banter with you, he's so beautiful as well, every time I see his face I ejaculate.”
Still remaining: *Kate*, Ammi, Boothy, Dezzy, Doogle, GypsyGoth, InOne, jedward fever, Jords, Josy, Karl, King Anton, Livia, Locke., Marc, Mollie., MTVN, Nathan, Niall, Niamh., Ninastar, Novo, Pyramid*, Roy Mars III, Samuel., Scott, Shaun, Smithy, ukturtle, Zee
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