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Miss Angie. She went through so much I''m shocked (but pleased) she stuck it out for as long as she did.

Angie is a queen :love:

I'm gonna shine at #6, can't pick up sticks at #6...

#6

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Points: 254

What an absolute icon <3 A very messy human being, but an absolute icon. I’m sure we were all very sceptical when we first got wind of the BB17 pairs twist ("you call that a pairs twist? Hold my beer" – BB18), but one of the finest examples of how well it turned out was the epic love-to-not-love story of Charlie and Jason. I mean, it wasn’t particularly fine for either parties involved – especially Jason – but god was it good television. From the saga of what may or may not have happened to Jason’s dog Cleo (or Clio? Does Jason seem the type to name his dog after a car? I say yes) to Charlie storming out in tears after literally every conversation and usually being followed by, say, Jayne screaming “LEAVE HIM, CHARLS, HE AIN’T WORTH” it or something, the Charlie/Jason experience was truly something to behold and is probably the prime piece of evidence I use whenever somebody says that Jason is a bad winner. Of course, this is Charlie’s write-up, and not ~~yours~~ Jason’s, but the two will always be related: Charlie was evicted because of Jason, and Jason won in part because of the airtime Charlie gave him. We all know that The Others were the superior set of housemates and a lot of that is thanks to Charlie, which is pretty damn special for somebody who Big Brother forgot on the fucking launch show. To be honest I’m not totally sure if you’re still reading this things at this point, and I really don’t blame you, so I’m going to test your attention span by posting some Nietzsche. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it? (fun fact: this was actually written immediately after Charlie’s eviction. I guess Nietzche wasn’t much of a Chelsea fan)

Oh well.. My top pointer has gone now.

Here are your top five! -confetti goes off, Sharon Osbourne cries, etc etc-

Gemma Collins
Jayne Connery
Laura Carter
Nikki Grahame
Tiffany Pollard

Charlegend :worship:

Charlie becoming a massive BB villain to the outraged housewife audience for following Jason from room to room sobbing her heart out for almost a month :love:

Truly an icon and one of the best housemates of all time sorry. The fact she's the only reason the winner won as well speaks volumes to her impact. A top tier housemate :love:

There was something in the air that night, the stars so bright, Bernando...

#5

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Points: 263

What do you say about Laura Carter that hasn’t already been said? The woman who was factory-bred to be a first boot, complete with tabloid backstory (in this case, shagging Justin Bieber), wannabe aspirations, questionable cosmetic surgery, sexually confident VT quotes and, most crucially to the BBUK first boot, a vagina. And so that’s why it was shocking to say the least when the public decided it was time to punish the man (his name being Marco Pierre White, Jr. and being found most often nowadays on court documents), breaking a sixteen year-long curse and proving that this wasn’t going to be an ordinary series. And if you want proof of that fact, just have a gander as the rest of Laura’s trajectory in the Big Brother house, as the first boot who never first booted: she found a BFF with whom she could perform Celine Dion songs topless with in Evelyn and was reunited with her long-lost Mexican love Bernardo (<3), with whom she’d locked eyes on a dancefloor in Miami a few years ago and with whom she immediately decided she was going to get married, eventually getting a shag out of it (once she’d shaved her fanny and squeezed all her farts out) (what an epic love story <3<3<3). She nearly came a cropper in Annihilation Week, when the house was tasked with voting out either her, Ryan or Sam (but mostly either her or Ryan). Being a woman who was being mercilessly booed by the crowd at the time, you’d think that was it for Laura. But no. Because it turned out that, in fact, Ryan was a bit of a prick (I know, it was truly shocking), in this case to Jason, and Jason made himself a slightly better winner than he’d have otherwise been by voting out the orange turd. But this isn’t about Jason. This is about Laura. Who cares that she was out the next week? Not me, and probably not her either, as she got a whole week on BOTS to herself. Once she left the house, she was reunited with Bernardo, and part of me hopes that they’re still together to this ver-oh who am I kidding, they split up in September. Which means he might still be on the market. Go get him, gays.

Queen of rising against the odds :clap1:

Underdog queen Laura :love:

Laura going from destined for the first boot to 8th or 9th placer <3

Charlie and Laura :love: two of the best housemates of all time

Coming in at fourth (well, at least it's an improvement from the real series)...

#4

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Points: 318

Highest from Big Brother UK

I have one question for you, TiBB:

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Some statistics for you, here – at one point or another, everyone in the top four was looking to be the runner-up, and Jayne was a lock to be top three at the very least. I suppose she’s just destined to finish lower than predicted. Yes, it’s still raw. You can tell from the big gap in points between Laura and Jayne that these final four are all very popular reality peoples, so she can't feel too disheartened. Not that she would, of course. She's Jayne, the queen of happiness and positivity (apart from when she's threatening to annihilate people). I was going to write a novella about how good Jayne was, but why use text when a picture (/gif, same thing) paints a thousand words?

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Spoiler:

Thought Jayne would win this effortlessly :o

Jayne was proper robbed, Nikki better grab this <3

Jayne :love:

Thinking:

1. Tiff
2. Nikki
3. Gemma

Third?

#3

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Points: 323

Highest from Big Brother Canada

I'm absolutely intent on making this site run as slowly as possible, so here's an entire art gallery's worth of Nikki gifs, mostly of terrible quality. I mean, you know her well enough by this point. There's nothing else I could possibly write.

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And now she's rumoured to be coming back to the Big Brother house (country unspecified, but most likely the UK) next year! She might as well just buy the bloody place.

And so, we're left with two. I can exclusively reveal that both of them topped the vote for a considerable amount of time, but which one topped it at the point that it really matters, i.e. now? Let's find out...*

*in about ten minutes probably, because I'm slow as ****

I mean I love the GC and I quite like Tiffany, but the two best BB housemates of all time losing to them?!

Nikki should have won.

Certainly out of these three, but she would be a worthy winner in any case simply because of her BBCAN.

Gemma is usually so underrated I'm glad she's made it this far :love:

I need to go now. I'm happy with whoever wins tbh.

Thank you for running this MB. It's been fantastic :love: