ROFL.

I've been approached by FanFiction.net to host a 24-part online role-playing adaptation of "Harper's Island 2" off the back of this controversy.

LMAO.

"popular childrens drag queen Ross"

****ing missed all this

Is it possible for this not to be used to criticise other members?

Yes only if you ban MeMySelfandI:P

I really don't see what all your problems are with Jess2, she seems fine to me

Oh not this bloody old chesnut again. Let it rest.

:joker:

I can't wait until it is my turn :)

what time tonight shaun?

oh, well done, are you going to do it?

Whenever you like Eoin. :thumbs:

[/agreeable facade that flimsily covers my burning desire for Eoin]

Im ready whenever you'll have me shaun!

[/innuendo]

okay, let's start now then :p

What do you have first? :)

Right firstly, Bouncers i ****ing hate them, they think they own the place and are god. Standing there judgin wether you should be allowed in or not. Sorry mate the only reason your a ****ing bouncer is because your a fat prick with an IQ of a fly and that being bloody generous.

Not tonight!! In In In!!!

In in in:P

Nah, you're generalizing too much - I've known a fair few decent bouncers in my time - and, although they do have a tendency to throw their weight about, can you imagine what nightclubs would be without them? Every scumbag on the planet would be regulars everywhere.

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Out. It is good bouncers are there. If there is any trouble then bouncers can step in because the police will probably not get there in time. It is your fault if you can't get in because you don't have the correct dress code or if you are underage!

http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r...1/bouncer1.jpg

Does anyone dare push him in?

I know a fair few sound ones aswell but i mean in general bouncers are overweight idiots who act like theyre the ****.

No but he is just doing his job!

I have to agree with thebeast and setanta on this one - which makes it 3 vs. 3...

I like seeing hard f£cks on the door not allowing certain people in. That's reflected in who's around you drinking in the nightclub. You can enjoy your evening more, safe in the knowledge that there's hardy lads around who can deal with shi%heads while you enjoy the booze and the company.