Trying to do 10 thingq at once...an failing miserably

..I just fixed that typo for you, now you only have 9 things to do, Annie...




...people who really, really disappoint you...

My mattress. It never bothered me before but I think since I've been ill, I've become acutely aware of the springs in my mattress digging into my body which isn't good when I've got a cyst on the back of my head so I have to sleep on my sides, and both my spleen and liver are inflamed and could burst if too much pressure is applied on them or they're suddenly bumped... sleeping is AWFUL. Sleeping on my side is making me feel sick as a result, I'm kept awake until the early hours and then wake up late - today I woke up at midday... ugh

Can't you sleep on your belly zee?
put a single duvet or your sleeping bag under your bottom sheet it's really cosy.
Were you kidding about your spleen and liver?
I'm having my gall bladder out on the 30th, it feels like all my organs are swollen too :( what we like?.... :hug:

Nah, then I'd be putting pressure on both at the same time :( it's a bit rubbish. I'm gonna investigate to see if there's anything I could put in my bed that I can lie on top of that would stop the springs digging into me. No I'm being serious! Probably be like this for another few weeks; was told to avoid contact sports and any situations where I could risk bumping my stomach - one of my friends is having his birthday night out on the 28th so I can't go to that (no alcohol; can't risk going to a night club what with people elbow barging etc) and won't be drinking at New Year in case I get drunk and do something silly, you just never know...

Ooft that sounds serious, you'll be in hospital going into 2014 surely?! :( You poor thing! :hug: Is it sore??

Greg, turn your mattress :)

Wow what caused the inflammation the glandular fever?
Feels like my right side has a breeze block in it and i'm being stabbed in the chest by the invisible man, I have tramodol to manage the pain so even if I did drink I couldn't lol!
Trying to get as much done as poss inbetween feeling like shiz, everything makes me feel sick as a pig and not sleeping ... merry effing crimbo ;)
we can have our own christmas when we're well zee :hug: stuff our faces with turkey and mince pies in feb :joker:

someone says i be with you in a sec and it takes them 30 mins

..hang on, I'll be with you to reply to that in just a sec, Marcus...

no worries ammi
oh i got it ha ha:joker:

..yeah, that really is so irritating and rude, Marcus..I agree with you...

yeah my vol mannger dose that but after a while i just do something else

..that I'm not a domestic goddess...

I bet you are.

.....LOL, I really am not at all, Ceecee...the thing is that sometimes I think I am when I'm cooking stuff and it all starts off really lovely but then there's always chaos..I guess I'm ok-ish when it's just me and thern I can do things my own way etc...but when everyone else is there, something mad always seems to take over and there is food/mess everywhere...food fights etc....

When any film of A Christmas Carol ends... "God bless us, everyone". NO! NO! It's not "everyone"... it's "every................................. one". Two words. Quite different. Sort it out...

.. go sort them out Liv, you have a bit of time on your hands right now...

Shhhh... I'm on the phone to Hollywood.

..oh, dear..poor Hollywood...


...*backs out of the room quietly and closes the door*....

If that's the case then I suppose when your sons come tomorrow a food fight is what you should expect.:hugesmile: Either way you're still probably better than me in the cooking department.

..I think if there wasn't a mess everywhere when I'm cooking, they would think that they had the wrong mum lol...but there is laughter as well, so I guess it's not all bad...

Ashton Kutcher trying to sound smart and interesting in his long ass teen choice awards speech. You were put on this earth to look at so shhhhhussssh

omg how many times are they going to play that episode of stewie dancing with gene kelly?:conf:

Alpen adverts

..I think I spend as much time asleep at my laptop as I do awake..but it isn't proper sleep though, just dozing and it's probably why I find deep sleep harder...

The mouse I use with my laptop. It goes through periods of deciding not to let me scroll, and sometimes it allows me to scroll up but not down; then it fixes itself randomly and it works again. Pissing me off so much today that I'm away to go down and buy a new one.

Also my brother tweeting about me singing in the shower :bored: I don't care if people hear me singing in the shower

"a sneaky post christmas treat" Oh shut up why does it have to sneaky? It's quite normal that if you have left overs you use it for all sorts later. Sneaky my arse, **** off

I'm so over the fantasy of films. Person discovers they have interest in a new activity, then we're expected to believe that within 3 weeks they can learn enough that they can compete with people that have been doing it for years and actually win :yuk:

And the love ones. man about to marry some woman he supposedly doesn't love then the wedding is getting sabotaged and to the other woman he truly loves he's like i only love you, it's always been you, would you make me the happiest man alive and marry me? and the girl is like of course I will....ugh bitch you were about to marry someone else!! http://i39.tinypic.com/2v9xlwo.gif

..ok Ceecee, I can understand where you're coming from with those two scenarios but if you tell me that Kevin MaCallister didn't outwit the robbers, Marty McFly didn't go back to the future in a DeLorean or Tom Hanks didn't become big overnight, then we're through..:hmph:....

I can only confirm for Marty but not the others.

standing on my glasses

snapping my glasses

the thought of having to book an appointment with my optometrist

having to go to the appointment

having to sit through the appointment with this weird dude looking up close at my eyes

paying for new glasses

them not having any I like

when I could have just not stepped on them

and i might just see if I can super glue them together

..the most irritating thing about not working/being on a break is not knowing which day of the week it is because they're all the same...

Not realising it's Monday and you have to go to work....it's still Christmas for goodness sake

..:sad:...but it'll probably be quite quiet, so you'll get to come and play, Annie..:amazed:...(and you get paid for playing as well..)...

Oooh that's true Ammi :amazed: I'm just worried who will eat all the chocolate whilst I'm not here :laugh:

..hide it, Annie..lock it up and take the key with you, don't let that little rascal get hold of it...not that you're leaving him home alone lol...but I wouldn't take any chances if I were you...(am actually so, so fed up of chocolate and I still have loads left, which I didn't even buy, it was bought as gifts..)...that's my irritation....CHOCOLATE...!!!!!!...

Mine too Ammi....I'm going into chocolate rehab on New Years Day...I have been given that much that Matthew is even fed up of it (although he did ask for chocolate for breakfast for a few days).

..I think I'm going to make a chocolate pizza for dessert on New Year's day, I'll google a recipe later..not that anyone will want more chocolate but maybe I can freeze it and take it to work when I go back...they always eat chocolate there...

Ashley Banjo

don't even really know why