Thank you and your young kind heart

when there's only 2 possible places you could have put your ruler down but it has disappeared and you still can't find it even though you moved heaven and earth.

sniff sniff. :hug:

When I go to all the trouble of deleting a spammers thread and banning them only to see Nathan has already done it

you snooze you lose young padawan

I have probably disposed of over 23 million spammers in my time

Wait all weekend for my flatmate to come back so we can go to the library and do research for an upcoming essay. I ask him if he wants to go now and he says "Nah man I'm too high"

The annoying part is this happens all the ****ing time. He's got a career pretty much set up for him back home because his family are rich and he doesn't really need to be doing any work here, but even if I work every single day, I'm probably not going to get a career in what I'm studying when I'm passionate about it and work my ass off whereas he's simply waltzing straight into a career as soon as he leaves. Life is unfair~

Whenever I'm casually minding my own business and I happen to read the words ''feat. Emeli Sande''

Take comfort in the knowledge that he will always be a prick :pipe:

That i'm basically a prisoner in my own home because I don't want to open the door to little twats on this stupid celebration :nono:

The fact I live in a small village 20 minutes from anyone but my friends all live in town. They're all trick or treating and knock down ginger-ing and I'm already home because its too far to walk on my own in the pitch black and mum didn't want to pick me up any later. I need to learn to drive :(

When people lick their fingers loudly after eating. Annoys the hell out of me.

I hate it when the TV controls aren't working.. so you have to go up to the TV to hope for a better signal, haha. I hateeee the noise of eating, and heavy breathing -.- Everyone I know says I'm too noise sensitive, and tbh I have to agree with them lol

How multipack bags of crisps are always a lot worse than the ones you buy individually

Everytime im about to do something my parents always seem to stop me in some way or another.

They are becoming a thorn by my side, ashame though as they are great away from this.

You know it's time to stop watching halloween 5 you tell the screaming child "she's dead, shut up!"
The screaming unbearable. I'm not even following it, all I hear is the child bloody screaming. :bawling:

The wind being loud outside :idc:

that everyone is watching usxfactor on us pace so i'm left on my own on uk pace. just can't be arsed to follow a programme on internet :bawling:

My cousin having a really hot Japanese girlfriend

..yeah, but just think of his phone bill...

he lives in tokyo :(

..oh right...the phone bill won't be too bad then....

..yeah, there doesn't seem to be a downside tbh...

...maybe she's not really his girlfriend..it could be just some random pretty girl he wished was his girlfriend...

why can't I be as genius as you

..well, that's settled then..she's not really his girlfriend..he's just being silly and you don't have to be irritated...go and post in the smile thread...you've got one over on him...you didn't make up a girlfriend