When men have really long nails and i just want to cut them!

..do you think I look nice today Josy..?

I like my pros and cons pointed out, it's more fun than people telling you your this sweet little angel that everyone will love.

Crap im avoiding you in real life then.:joker:

Although they will be cut in a few weeks.

Wow that Kevin Bacon EE advert is really long isn't it? I switched on tv, advert was on, I dozed off when I woke up it was still on. :shocked:

Going to the cupboard for a packet of crisps and there only being the **** flavours left

That ****s me off aswell Nathan.

I read that as **** off as well Nathan for a second

..no chocolate in the fridge.....

Do you want me to get you some Miami

..yes please Nathan...so long as you haven't got your pjs on....

having no appetite :sad: I haven't had a proper meal in well over a week now

i just can't stomach food

..have you not been well Ninastar..?

When a document doesn't save correctly :((

Does your word processor not have a recovery mode

I find it weird hearing him mention Ken Barlow and the Rovers. As if he has any idea what they are. lol

Daniel O'Donnell's career

This^ it drives me mad too

I am basically living in the living room now that my sister moved in cause she split up with her bf, and for **** sake every night there is snoring upstairs and it comes through the ceiling like a ****ing bass woofer and it SO ANNOYING

Right does anyone have a spare room

Mockinator's gone making up the guest bedroom for you.

I would probably awaken to the mock sitting down next to the bed playing a harp with a knife in one hand

Bit cheeky of her to just waltz back in and kick you out

no, i've had a virus for a week now and its totally messed my body up

I let her have my room because I'm always in the living room anyway