you know when he's picking his nose hes just filing down his razor sharp claws right?

It's been said that Marcus lived with Chinese monks to train his mind, body and soul..

Marcus knows the way of the Ninja.
The way of the dragon fly, the way of the bee.. The way of the tiger, he has the eye of the tiger!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA.

People are starting to realise the greatness of Marcus.

Marcus is here to stay, the mullet is coming back into fashion and sales of vest tops are through the roof. Also more and more people are signing up for Karate lessons.

And also, for the record, Ninja's are Japanese, not Chinese.

I think hes a great house mate we need to keep him in:cheer:

had just posted this to another thread, but really it deserves to be here:

marcus rules.

The man is practically a deity.

He is fearless in his dissparaging(sp)attitude to BB and the House rules. He does what he wants in such a gung-ho cavalier way. He's like a movie star; way way better than the likes of Brad (the pitts)Pitt.

like the song says, Marcus the legend can always say: I did it my way!

Never in the history of broadcasting have wee seen the likes of the man-god Marcus.

And only Marcus can slap down the odious stench that is the bully Lisa.

Think of the power that could be harnessed from Marcus' bell end.