"...What a load of Wank!"

I could kill him with my eyebrow lol

:laugh2::laugh2:

4 ton, I could pull that with my bellend

Will reap the whirlwind

When asked if he'd shave his eyebrow off, he said:

"I'd rather do something like… set fire to ourselves"

This was a ploy to take out Siavash and Tom, 'cause Marcus is immune to fire.

"I told ya, never bet against the Dark Horse!"

To Tom.... "you're not all that and a bag of potato chips" something along those lines

He said something along the lines of
Having two brains the one he uses in the house and the other one when he`s outside

He was given a token in the diary room and then said something along the lines of, "this is rock n roll" and smashed something. Big Brother then confiscated his token.

Marcus is priceless.

How would you like cheryade all over your diary room chair? :bigsmile

And...

BB: "Is there anything else you want to say marcus??"
"Yeah your talken ****"




Lmao last night...

Tom: "Your little crush on noirin is boring"
Marcus "Dont tell me its boring because its not!"

He may be a bit creepy and if you saw him in a dark alley you'd c**p yourself but he is excellent entertainment.
Even if alot of what he says is b***s**t, it's is so funny!

He needs to stay in!!!

he also stated in the diary room

"i am the X-factor" LOL

"Tom Is a Wanker'" :thumbs2:

"that is verging on sexual harassment"

Noirin: are you gonna talk to me tomorrow
Marcus: probably not

and the cherryade one

"When I look at you and I talk to you, when am I ever wrong??"

Loving the "I am the X factor quote" too!!!

He's possibly the biggest weirdo ever but easily the most entertaining in the house!

:mad:Marcus is a complete lunatic! but entertaining:colour::cheer2:

'here's some rock n roll for ya'

What was the one were he told them to man up and do the task....put everything into it? I wish i could remember part of it, because it would be beautiful to have before his rendition of Greensleeves..... that was classic

To Noirin and Halfwit on Tom entering the house:
"I could see he was Mr. game player straight away...I think they put him in here to cross wits with me, see him die on his arse...It's gonna be hilarious".

"I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson".

[b] QUALITY!! Thought i was the only one to catch that corker. Hope he stays and Lisa the Les goes....

He said to Tom something along the lines of:

I understand people so well that in a room full of people in 10 seconds I can tell you exactly what their minds are like and what they'll all be doing for a month.

Frogs are slimey toads are warty

"That was boll0cks it was a natterjack toad I know that species because it was part of adrian mole"

BB:"Mathematical sense or nonsense" Marcus :"you wan-ker!"

BB: "You have just forfeited your 3 tokens" Marcus: "oh dont be a prick"