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Benjamin 29-07-2009 04:09 PM
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Originally posted by Hugo
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Originally posted by Arneldo
last night a fit guy said he was gay. i slapped his arse. he was joking. FML.
LMAO

:laugh2:

Jayson 29-07-2009 04:48 PM
I just came back on to TiBB after a week and was eliminated from the Mole a few nights ago. FML.

Marc 29-07-2009 04:50 PM
I've been on TiBB all day. FML

Jayson 29-07-2009 04:51 PM
Just seen that Marcus is up for eviction in BB. FML.

Gemmer-x 29-07-2009 06:15 PM
It hasn't stopped raining ALL day and i feel like crap, it's so cold. FML.

Ramsay 29-07-2009 06:18 PM
I miss Sree
FML

Lauren 29-07-2009 06:19 PM
I ordered a small pepperoni pizza and they sent me this great huge monstrosity calzone thing that has peppers and onions in.... can't eat it. FML.

LemonJam 29-07-2009 07:23 PM
Today, I was on till at M&S. An annoyed customer came in, I said 'hi' as we have to, she deathstared me and carried on throwing her items at me. When I finished scanning I said that's £34.89. She said "****ing hell that's stupidly expensive" I thought in my head "Well you shouldn't of ****ing come here." Apparently my inner voice doesn't work. I said it out loud. FML.

Marc 29-07-2009 07:25 PM
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Originally posted by LemonJam
Today, I was on till at M&S. An annoyed customer came in, I said 'hi' as we have to, she deathstared me and carried on throwing her items at me. When I finished scanning I said that's £34.89. She said "****ing hell that's stupidly expensive" I thought in my head "Well you shouldn't of ****ing come here." Apparently my inner voice doesn't work. I said it out loud. FML.
LMAO!! James FTW

Firewire 29-07-2009 07:26 PM
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Originally posted by LemonJam
Today, I was on till at M&S. An annoyed customer came in, I said 'hi' as we have to, she deathstared me and carried on throwing her items at me. When I finished scanning I said that's £34.89. She said "****ing hell that's stupidly expensive" I thought in my head "Well you shouldn't of ****ing come here." Apparently my inner voice doesn't work. I said it out loud. FML.
LMFAO.

LemonJam 29-07-2009 07:26 PM
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Originally posted by Marcjswp
Quote:
Originally posted by LemonJam
Today, I was on till at M&S. An annoyed customer came in, I said 'hi' as we have to, she deathstared me and carried on throwing her items at me. When I finished scanning I said that's £34.89. She said "****ing hell that's stupidly expensive" I thought in my head "Well you shouldn't of ****ing come here." Apparently my inner voice doesn't work. I said it out loud. FML.
LMAO!! James FTW
I'm shocked and lucky that she didn't complain LOL

Jayson 29-07-2009 07:41 PM
I'm having soup for dinner. FML.

bronaaaa 29-07-2009 08:52 PM
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Originally posted by LemonJam
Today, I was on till at M&S. An annoyed customer came in, I said 'hi' as we have to, she deathstared me and carried on throwing her items at me. When I finished scanning I said that's £34.89. She said "****ing hell that's stupidly expensive" I thought in my head "Well you shouldn't of ****ing come here." Apparently my inner voice doesn't work. I said it out loud. FML.
:joker: LOL

Ross 30-07-2009 03:04 PM
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Originally posted by Lauren
I ordered a small pepperoni pizza and they sent me this great huge monstrosity calzone thing that has peppers and onions in.... can't eat it. FML.
LMFAO. Made me laugh.

Ross 30-07-2009 03:05 PM
Last night I went out clubbing. I woke up this morning in someone's house who I work with and I'm not even close to them and I bet they spread around that I slept with them. She is a slag. FML.

Ramsay 01-08-2009 12:01 AM
got 2 new kittens and their basically raping eachother..their both males..FML

Jayson 01-08-2009 12:19 AM
LMAO kerplunk :joker:

TiBB went down for about an hour whilst Noirin was being evicted. FML.

Gemmer-x 01-08-2009 02:03 PM
my dad's asleep on the other sofa and he keeps twitching/shouting in his sleep and although it's pretty funny, he keeps making me jump and nearly shat me pants FML

Lauren 01-08-2009 02:07 PM
My bf has took to calling me a new pet name. Unfortunately, it's "Boobs". FML.

Hugo 01-08-2009 02:15 PM
I'm organising a get together at my house and text a friend saying I don't want a certain person there because they're annoying always tag along. I sent it to that certain person by mistake. FML.

Ramsay 01-08-2009 02:16 PM
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Originally posted by Hugo
I'm organising a get together at my house and text a friend saying I don't want a certain person there because they're annoying are always tag along. I sent it to that certain person by mistake. FML.

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Scarlett. 01-08-2009 03:41 PM
My Xbox 360 got a "E73" (I dont know what it is either) and Microsoft expect ME to pay for the repair FML

LemonJam 12-08-2009 08:36 PM
Today at work, a man came in who was missing his right hand. He tried packing his bag but was obviously struggling, so I said "Need a hand?" He deathstared me. FML

Hugo 12-08-2009 08:38 PM
LMFAO JAMES.

Mrluvaluva 12-08-2009 08:39 PM
:laugh:


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