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Brad. 03-08-2009 01:21 AM
seriously, this guy MUST know what an absolutely legendary one-liner he is!

Jayson 03-08-2009 01:22 AM
This thread will be longer than Sree's :dazzler:

Shasown 03-08-2009 01:24 AM
Now I know why the victorians thought it was great to go and watch the inmates in the local asylums on an evening.

Big Brother 10 bringing Bedlam into the 21st century

Brad. 03-08-2009 01:25 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Shasown
Now I know why the victorians thought it was great to go and watch the inmates in the local asylums on an evening.

Big Brother 10 bringing Bedlam into the 21st century
Is that another quote from him?????

Jayson 03-08-2009 01:26 AM
Keep 'em coming! :hello:

shash 03-08-2009 01:27 AM
after Noirin and Isaac exit the house [smiling] "Now we've got two extra duvets to take into the garden!"


while Sophie is using the toilet: "I'm going to find another toilet, when I want a p*ss I have a p*ss. I don't wait for anyone!"

Jayson 03-08-2009 01:34 AM
We're in our 50's! :dance2:

Brad. 03-08-2009 01:36 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayson
We're in our 50's! :dance2:
That's epic, seriously. which other housemate in the HISTORY OF BB has had that many decent quotes? errrr. none.

shash 03-08-2009 01:39 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley.
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayson
We're in our 50's! :dance2:
That's epic, seriously. which other housemate in the HISTORY OF BB has had that many decent quotes? errrr. none.
and gathered in under an hour! :thumbs:

Brad. 03-08-2009 01:39 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by shash
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley.
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayson
We're in our 50's! :dance2:
That's epic, seriously. which other housemate in the HISTORY OF BB has had that many decent quotes? errrr. none.
and gathered in under an hour! :thumbs:
exactly.:thumbs:

Jayson 03-08-2009 01:44 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley.
Quote:
Originally posted by shash
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley.
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayson
We're in our 50's! :dance2:
That's epic, seriously. which other housemate in the HISTORY OF BB has had that many decent quotes? errrr. none.
and gathered in under an hour! :thumbs:
exactly.:thumbs:
Marcus quotes thread > Sree quotes thread.

setanta 03-08-2009 01:47 AM
Do you have the one where he says to Tom: "You're not all that and a bag of potato chips"?

Or the one where he says something like, "the viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cuz all we're doing is moaning and whinging"... something like that anyway.

NONESHALLPASS 03-08-2009 01:50 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayson
Quote:
Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously.
You actually bored me.
Yes it bored me too lol

setanta 03-08-2009 01:56 AM
I also love the one where Freddie and himself are discussing team Nasty and how their plans have failed and that all the bullshit and lies are gradually being exposed and there's nothing they can do now, cuz the batte lines have already been drawn. They basically have to sit there and take it.

Cue, "they must be f£$king hating it", and then that manic laugh of his. I thought that was a brilliant moment.

Jayson 03-08-2009 01:57 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by setanta
Do you have the one where he says to Tom: "You're not all that and a bag of potato chips"?

Or the one where he says something like, "the viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cuz all we're doing is moaning and whinging"... something like that anyway.
Have added the second one, already have the first :thumbs:

setanta 03-08-2009 01:58 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayson
Quote:
Originally posted by setanta
Do you have the one where he says to Tom: "You're not all that and a bag of potato chips"?

Or the one where he says something like, "the viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cuz all we're doing is moaning and whinging"... something like that anyway.
Have added the second one, already have the first :thumbs:
I don't know if I got the second one bang on, but I think it's close enough to what was said. It was on livefeed so you'll have to take my word for it. lol.

Jayson 03-08-2009 02:03 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by setanta
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayson
Quote:
Originally posted by setanta
Do you have the one where he says to Tom: "You're not all that and a bag of potato chips"?

Or the one where he says something like, "the viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cuz all we're doing is moaning and whinging"... something like that anyway.
Have added the second one, already have the first :thumbs:
I don't know if I got the second one bang on, but I think it's close enough to what was said. It was on livefeed so you'll have to take my word for it. lol.
I trust you. Now take my hand.

[/titanic]

ElProximo 03-08-2009 03:10 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayson
Quote:
Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously.
You actually bored me.
Yes it bored me too lol
Yes because it was a realistic description of Marcus in the BB House.
Not your fantasy ones where you exaggerate 'awesomeness' in painting toys at Mums house.

Bored?
Good.. well that is how the rest of us feel watching Marcus make fake superhero one-liners he doesn't actually live by.
Good.
Wallow in it.

NONESHALLPASS 03-08-2009 03:15 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by ElProximo
Quote:
Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayson
Quote:
Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously.
You actually bored me.
Yes it bored me too lol
Yes because it was a realistic description of Marcus in the BB House.
Not your fantasy ones where you exaggerate 'awesomeness' in painting toys at Mums house.

Bored?
Good.. well that is how the rest of us feel watching Marcus make fake superhero one-liners he doesn't actually live by.
Good.
Wallow in it.
lol you have serious issues there :rolleyes:
It seems to me your obsession with all things marcus is upsetting you but dont worry we all like him its just that we admit it and your fighting it.
Come on now let out the love for the dark horse you know you want to. :wink:

Jayson 03-08-2009 03:28 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by ElProximo
Quote:
Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayson
Quote:
Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously.
You actually bored me.
Yes it bored me too lol
Yes because it was a realistic description of Marcus in the BB House.
Not your fantasy ones where you exaggerate 'awesomeness' in painting toys at Mums house.

Bored?
Good.. well that is how the rest of us feel watching Marcus make fake superhero one-liners he doesn't actually live by.
Good.
Wallow in it.
To quote the dark horse, "**** off" :thumbs:

ElProximo 03-08-2009 03:52 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayson
Quote:
Originally posted by ElProximo
Quote:
Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayson
Quote:
Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously.
You actually bored me.
Yes it bored me too lol
Yes because it was a realistic description of Marcus in the BB House.
Not your fantasy ones where you exaggerate 'awesomeness' in painting toys at Mums house.

Bored?
Good.. well that is how the rest of us feel watching Marcus make fake superhero one-liners he doesn't actually live by.
Good.
Wallow in it.
To quote the dark horse, "**** off" :thumbs:

Lets see if I can do what Marcus does...
All I need to do is 'say' cool sounding 'pwnage' type of bullshit.
Hmmm okay here we go:

- Don't tell me to **** off!

- Go get your shine box.. ...bitch!

- Never dare El Proximo - you might get your wish!

- You mess with the best you die like the rest!

- I kill em all and let God sort them out later!

- If I look at you I know your inner thoughts boy!

- I have scanned a room and I own all the little ***** in it within 3 seconds and make those little ***** do what I want if I feel like it!

- Outside this forum I can beat you up and ****'n thrill over how easy it will be!

- If I want a woman I can have her - it is a question of whether or not she gets me!

- I am THE Unstoppable Force AND THE Immovable object!

- People call me 'Legendary Hawkwind'

- One finger and youre dead!

.....................
Wow this is incredibly easy. I'm making tea and did that in 30 seconds.
No different than Marcus who has 16 hours a day and a year before that to think up as many stupid 'talk' one-liners he imagines a cool hard man superhero would say.
no different.
I don't really act or subscribe or do most of those things just like Marcus does not actually do, live or carry out his shitty collection of fake gum flapping one-liners.

Tell me when I get more quotes than Marcus and see if you hypocrites will give me just as much praise?
I deserve at least as much.

Jack_ 03-08-2009 03:53 AM
the alimighty marcus shall not be beaten. here's some rock n roll for ya PMSL.

Jayson 03-08-2009 03:57 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by ElProximo
Lets see if I can do what Marcus does...
All I need to do is 'say' cool sounding 'pwnage' type of bullshit.
Hmmm okay here we go:

- Don't tell me to **** off!

- Go get your shine box.. ...bitch!

- Never dare El Proximo - you might get your wish!

- You mess with the best you die like the rest!

- I kill em all and let God sort them out later!

- If I look at you I know your inner thoughts boy!

- I have scanned a room and I own all the little ***** in it within 3 seconds and make those little ***** do what I want if I feel like it!

- Outside this forum I can beat you up and ****'n thrill over how easy it will be!

- If I want a woman I can have her - it is a question of whether or not she gets me!

- I am THE Unstoppable Force AND THE Immovable object!

- People call me 'Legendary Hawkwind'

- One finger and youre dead!

.....................
Wow this is incredibly easy. I'm making tea and did that in 30 seconds.
No different than Marcus who has 16 hours a day and a year before that to think up as many stupid 'talk' one-liners he imagines a cool hard man superhero would say.
no different.
I don't really act or subscribe or do most of those things just like Marcus does not actually do, live or carry out his shitty collection of fake gum flapping one-liners.

Tell me when I get more quotes than Marcus and see if you hypocrites will give me just as much praise?
I deserve at least as much.
Wow, they were shitter than than Will Young's greatest hits.

You really are boring. Just like your fave :thumbs:

ElProximo 03-08-2009 04:09 AM
Hira > Marcus.

here is another quote for me:

"Hira owns Marcus like he was her pet poodle!"

**** yeahhhhh... Im a LEgenD fukkerss rahhh!

Jayson 03-08-2009 04:15 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by ElProximo
Hira > Marcus.

here is another quote for me:

"Hira owns Marcus like he was her pet poodle!"

**** yeahhhhh... Im a LEgenD fukkerss rahhh!
Another **** quote, are you getting these from a kids joke book or something?

Hira has done nothing whatsoever. Marcus however, well, just look at my OP :thumbs:


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