Last seen entering the Big Brother house on 17th July, Hira is found safe behind the diary room chair 4 months later by Celebrity contestents...

Big Brother 10's Sophie's Boobs burst when caught on a fairground ride!

In Noireen Kelly's desperate attempts to get noticed she auditions for the next series of the X Factor with her boyfriend Isaac. Branding themselves as the lovesick soul singers who sing like Mariah.

Desperate for work, Lisa Wallace decides that she may have to "Do a Sree" and appear on Big Brother's Big Mouth

Big Brother 10 contestant Siavash wins over Girlfriend after alledged attempts of harrasing Noireen Kelly.

Big Brother gossip Bea Hamil finally finds work she won't be fired from, working at, yep you guessed it, Heatworld...

Rodrigo Lopes is delighted after meeting the Queen to meet the Nation's next royalty, Joanna Lumly.

After challenging her to a boxing match, Angel get's out her fish finger as she fights Kerry Katona

Promised to be as BIG as Peter Andre and Jordan, Karly got a boob job before appearing with Kenneth on I'm a Celebrity get me out of here.

Tell me your favourites x

BB Kenneth found dead in a hotel room - police are baffled as Kenneth had many enemies including the most dangerous men in the world. His girlfriend Karly was heard to be saying after his body was discovered I denna Ken anywayz I've got my record deal. Karly has recently recorded a cover version of Nessun Dorma with former HM Freddie after they met again and fell in love although Karly swears it has nothing to do with Freddie's millions. When asked if all the other EX HMs will be at there wedding she said they would be apart from Siavash who is now serving his prison term for hunting down Noirin and Issac and butchering them in an horrific double murder. Her bridesmaids will be Sophie and Hira as they will look good in the photographs and Lisa will be kept at the back of the Church in a locked cage.

Freddie looked nervous and made a funny noise when he annouced that his bestman would be Marcus as he worried that he would Karate chop the guests.

if anyone wants to add to the story feel free, I'm sure there are loads of HMs I haven't included

Peter Andre Hooks Up with Ex BB Housemate Sophie!
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BB Housemate Sree arrested after sneaking into the Back of Noirins car!

BB Winner Marcus "I`ll be starring in the next Xmen Film"

Noirin reveals she was a ****** all along

Marcus gets part as stunt man/body double in 'Wolverine 2; the BB years!'

Sophie marries Kris hastily and has sextuplets a week later

Lisa opens lesbian bar down Canal street where she rules the Roost

Siavash opens clothing line shop in Soho

Hira is targeted by suicide bomber but survives blast

Bea takes up a job with NASA

Freddie accidentally burns down 70 Room Freddie Mansion after throwing discarded smoking spliff onto a sofa! His family are reduced to poverty te he

Charlie and Rodrigo have gay marriage but split up when Charlie
cheats, then get back togetherm then split, then reunite, then split
ad nauseam

War In Iraq ends as Marcus and Chuck Norris is flown in

now that is damn funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

Freddie beats X Factor winner to the X Mas number.1 with his rendition of Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree.

many a true word said in jest.:bigsmile:

will norin and issac be there they could be thrown by the flower girl