hell no!

she's not fit like somebody said, sitting smoking all day, she's stick thin, has no curves and has a face like a 45 year old wrinkled bitch with broken teeth.

I'll pass

Wouldn't be attracted to her at all. She has an ugly personality and it makes her look ugly overall to me.

Yes.

Bea has man-hips - no thank you (I'm using my wife's login btw :joker:)

Ugly outside and in....I wouldn't even be able to get a semi-on.

Not a F*in' chance in hell!!!!!:nono:

Even if i was to attempt it i'm sure i'd throw up before 'The Finish'.

She's probably full of PUSS

yea up the arsehole!!

It might be like slinging a kit bag into the albert hall but yeh would give it a go, so long as it was a double bagger: one on her head and one on mine just in case hers fell off

theres an old saying about not looking at the mantelpiece when your poking the fire