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LOL It was talking to one of my mates about football and instead of saying halftime I said Haflfwit lol

...when one of your colleagues does something you don't agree with in the office and you find yourself shouting in a brazillian accent 'would you do this in your own home?'

...when you call someone a bunny and mean it as an insult

....when you find yourself 'mmmmmmmmm'-ing everytime you eat

.....when you ask to get your facepainted at a party

When night vision images of the sleeping housemates enter your head as you try to sleep...

when you buy extra bananas.

More of one in years gone past with LF. When you eat and sleep when they do.

.....when you havn't got a television

You know you have been watching too much BB when you can walk into a room, scan it in ten seconds, and know everything that will happen for the next week.

:laugh3: @ the rodrigo one


I actuallly mmmmmmm.. a lot when I eat now and im not sure if i've always done it :shrug:

You know,
when you watch the highlights and think you're havin a dejavu becuase you swear you've seen it before, when actually it's because you saw it on live feed the night before and on the bb website that morning

When you have to jump over a wall to leave your house.

When you have a sudden urge to fake a romance with somebody.

When you dip a biscuit into your tea to see how long it would go without breaking.

When you walk into Morrisons with a token to exchange for alcohol.

When you stop pronouncing 'nothing' with a 'th'.

When you cry the day you don't recieve a message from mum.

When your definition of exercising is punching the air.

bump, awesome thread :hello:

You take that little bit longer in front of the mirrors
your shopping list is a 4 foot blackboard
you feel important because you have two cans of cider and a packet of hobnobs

-you go sit at the bus stop to have a smoke
-you put a chair in your closet and call it a diary room
-you pipe the sounds of a crowd into your house
-you have a jail in the back yard

mmmmmm, aaaaaaaaaaah, when I start calling my family housemates :joker:

-you soak in the pool all day in your Wolverine costume

When you suck up to your family on the sunday and start arguments on the monday

When you start swearing on your pet dogs life that you are telling the truth

when you start looking at every one else around as wolfs or sheep

when you start speaking in code to your friends

when your family give you a oscar for your over reaction performance

When you bother to photoshop a housemate picture for you forum signature

When you wait at the door of your utility room expecting food to be delivered soon.

.....when your two year old knows Marucs' name and calls charlie 'the bad man'

.....when you study blondes boobs for implants

.....when wrapping youself in a duvet and laying on the sofa all day sounds like a good idea

When cerial at 2.00am sounds like a good Idea.

........when you barter for a can of cider, making dubious promises

When you have been watching marcus brush his hair for half an hour

When you have a disagreement with your friends and later refer to it as something-'gate'

I do this without realising lol

You start finding psychological reasons why a housemate scratches their nose in their sleep.