'I love her/him to bits' :(

Jeremy Kyle is hilarious... lets get a guy whos a bit of a bellend to shout at some other idiots, tv gold.

Its a shame I've got a job and can't watch it more often.

its like, I was like, I said like , like like like like like like ,sooooooooooo annoying, if anyone talks to me in 'like speak ' I say ' before we go any further try saying a sentence without the word like in it....' what follows is usually silence ,a frowny 'what she on about' look then 'like what?', also the letter 't' seems to be non existant . Jeremy Kyle however is very sexy in an older man in control of a situation kind of way,if you want real nonsense watch Trish, Oh my lord everyone on that show has to be uglier than Trish it seems .

"he/she has a game plan"

also jeremy kyle, gets on my nerves, no wonder they only show his program at like 4am :)

[rquote=2549238&tid=146980&author=MiuMiu]"Let's get Graham out"

My friend and I used to jump around the apartment shouting Graham over and over again whenever he did this.
Lol, so sad.
but it was fun!


:bawling:

:joker:[/rquote]

I love Graham lol

I hope in bb11 theres a housemate called Graham

[rquote=2549200&tid=146980&author=Luanda]The Jeremy Kyle generation are obsessed with certain phrases. Do they realise just how think it makes them sound?

Many of the housemates used them and think it makes them sound cosmopolitan, in reality it just made them sound stupid.

Phrases such as;

"24/7"
"24/7/365"
"National television" as opposed to what?

Anyone else got Jeremy Kyle phrases to share with us?[/rquote]

"stick something on the end of it"

That guy would have a field day in Kent. Never seen so many Chavs densely populated.

[rquote=2549239&tid=146980&author=Mr.Corrie][rquote=2549200&tid=146980&author=Luanda]
"National television" as opposed to what?

[/rquote]

International television
Multinational television
Regional television[/rquote]Local television, hotel television, internet television and 1950s porn

'I ain't the father'
'I did'nt cheat'
'Honestly Jerry'
'I only slept with her once'

[rquote=2558366&tid=146980&author=Cristina]"he/she has a game plan"

also jeremy kyle, gets on my nerves, no wonder they only show his program at like 4am :)[/rquote]

It's on here at 9.30am!

"a rollercoaster of emotions"
"You ARE the father!"
"You are NOT the father"
"Is it true you slept with your father/mother-in-law?"
:sleep::sleep::sleep:

there will be a big brother jeremy kyle special.. whos the daddy to sophies baby???

kris, rodrigo or freddie????

[rquote=2559960&tid=146980&author=thebeast]there will be a big brother jeremy kyle special.. whos the daddy to sophies baby???

kris, rodrigo or freddie????[/rquote]

Will turn out to be IDH tadpoles crawled from the bathroom into the garden and slipped inside her when she was sunbathing.

The seed of the IDH doesn't crawl anywhere, it marches 2 by 2 to the nearest ovary.