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Tom 01-10-2009 04:36 PM

[rquote=2617457&tid=148358&author=*mazedsalv**][rquote=2617333&tid=148358&author=kerplunk124]Mycock was too big for her
ahno


Her : ''Its not you its me''
Me : ''Im just gonna stop you right there..****''[/rquote]

LOL, hate that phrase. Next time say "Its not me, its you.... your pissing me off!"[/rquote]

I used that once. The slap hurt :cloud:

arsenalforever 01-10-2009 11:53 PM

[rquote=2617491&tid=148358&author=Tom][rquote=2617457&tid=148358&author=*mazedsalv**][rquote=2617333&tid=148358&author=kerplunk124]Mycock was too big for her
ahno


Her : ''Its not you its me''
Me : ''Im just gonna stop you right there..****''[/rquote]

LOL, hate that phrase. Next time say "Its not me, its you.... your pissing me off!"[/rquote]

I used that once. The slap hurt :cloud:[/rquote]

its a rubbish way to break up with someone

it means your boring or she/he wants someone else but don't want to say it cause it makes them look bad

Princess 01-10-2009 11:54 PM

I've only ever had one boyfriend and I dumped him. Basically I was bored but I said something like 'I'm not ready for a relationship right now',I was only 16!

arsenalforever 01-10-2009 11:56 PM

[rquote=2618276&tid=148358&author=Princess]I've only ever had one boyfriend and I dumped him. Basically I was bored but I said something like 'I'm not ready for a relationship right now',I was only 16! [/rquote]

thats okay when your 16 but yeah i heard that line from girls who came on to me but next day have a quick change of mind and all of a sudden go onto another guy:bored:

Tom 02-10-2009 12:05 AM

[rquote=2618274&tid=148358&author=arsenalforever][rquote=2617491&tid=148358&author=Tom][rquote=2617457&tid=148358&author=*mazedsalv**][rquote=2617333&tid=148358&author=kerplunk124]Mycock was too big for her
ahno


Her : ''Its not you its me''
Me : ''Im just gonna stop you right there..****''[/rquote]

LOL, hate that phrase. Next time say "Its not me, its you.... your pissing me off!"[/rquote]

I used that once. The slap hurt :cloud:[/rquote]

its a rubbish way to break up with someone

it means your boring or she/he wants someone else but don't want to say it cause it makes them look bad[/rquote]

I've never used its not you its me, but I have used its not me its you

GypsyGoth 02-10-2009 12:09 AM

After I found out a boyfriend cheated on me he siad I wasn't mature enough.

arsenalforever 02-10-2009 12:13 AM

[rquote=2618304&tid=148358&author=GypsyGoth]After I found out a boyfriend cheated on me he siad I wasn't mature enough.[/rquote]

Claudia i think he's a fool to say your immature cause you seem very mature to me

GypsyGoth 02-10-2009 12:43 AM

[rquote=2618315&tid=148358&author=arsenalforever][rquote=2618304&tid=148358&author=GypsyGoth]After I found out a boyfriend cheated on me he siad I wasn't mature enough.[/rquote]

Claudia i think he's a fool to say your immature cause you seem very mature to me[/rquote]

Thank you, but I do have my moments when I can be petty and childish.

arsenalforever 02-10-2009 12:52 AM

[rquote=2618411&tid=148358&author=GypsyGoth][rquote=2618315&tid=148358&author=arsenalforever][rquote=2618304&tid=148358&author=GypsyGoth]After I found out a boyfriend cheated on me he siad I wasn't mature enough.[/rquote]

Claudia i think he's a fool to say your immature cause you seem very mature to me[/rquote]

Thank you, but I do have my moments when I can be petty and childish.[/rquote]


we all have them Claudia sadly its a part of life

Beso 02-10-2009 01:20 PM

Your cocks to small.

whic was untrue cause it's 304 inches solid.

Beso 02-10-2009 01:20 PM

edit...3.04

:blush2:

arsenalforever 02-10-2009 01:21 PM

[rquote=2618842&tid=148358&author=beso]Your cocks to small.

whic was untrue cause it's 304 inches solid.[/rquote]


:joker: damn it must have pleased her beforehand


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