When I read "suckjob" I thought of a hoover and woman's patty.


for that reason - blowjob ftw.

Good nosh, then a bish bash bosh!

I have an offer to make.

You do nosh with someone.
Then I give you a quick bish bash nosh.

No Ross..

I would like two women to give me a good nosh, 1 deepthroats and other sucks on meh balls.. Hmmm might have to pay double for that.

Foursome.

P.S. I always deepthroat

Im here Ross :xyxwave: dont get me started on the tour...

And Jono I am not anti-sex I just dont fancy anyone currently and not ready for relationships yet. kk.

Really tempted to sig Brona...

lmao why does everyone think I'm innocent :P
..and really Ross, I'm fine :laugh:

lmao, I'm tempted too!

I could imagine Ross writing a song now.

Couldn't resist hahaha

When I first learned about it I was like : Do you actually blow? :laugh2:

:blush2::bigsmile: Me too.

And Im guessing you soon found out claudia? :shocked:

my first time doing it i was actually really pro. i'm nor bigging myself but i knew how to do it and it was obviously really good judging from the endless grunts and the end result :joker:

You are.
I thought so anyway :shocked:

:laugh2:

Just poke holes in the side and youve got yourself a nice little flute gurls.

Why would you even say that? You may very well have just inspired a generation of girls going to jail for GBH! :shocked::shocked:

Was the pun intended? :laugh3:

No lmao. :joker:

I totally enjoyd to read that pml ;)

it's cos you blow your load alllll over.

(have I traumatised anyone? someone say yes please).

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Brona :( [yeah I'm late seeing Brona's innocance broken... go away :tongue:]

YOU'VE RUINED ME.


hehehehe.