:joker: She is pretty gross though

You knows it.

I know that body image is a huge thing for you. I admire her for just saying f£ck you to all her detractors and going out and performing.

Would you please point your freak stick at this effing waste of space?...

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w.../Doherty_l.jpg

I won't start giving reasons as if I start a rant about him, I fear I won't stop!

Mr Hessinghamlyshire will gladly point at that freak. I used to know some people that were drivers for a coach hire company that worked for the bands he played in, he left them on of his hats once (dont know if by accident or not) and they said he was a nightmare on the posh tour buses they had. He was ok in the (libertines?) but useless in babyshambles, not heard much about him recently, but Im sure he will be back. Always thought he was trying to be Sid Vicious.

FREAK!!!!!!!

Thank you Mr. Henninghamlyshire :)

Mr Hessinghamlyshire was giving this some thought, worried that it might just be because of her size, then he realised that she would have had to have eaten a helluva lot over a long time to get that way, (and I think her job is fairly active (shes a singer right) she must burn off a few calories often, but just keeps topping up. As such



FREAK!

Its Hessinghamlyshire, not Henninghamlyshire (what kind of crazy name is Henninghamlyshire?)

But you can call me Jeff, not Geoff, but Jeff.

I dont dislike her just because shes fat you know.

God, I'm sorry... that was a genuine mistake!

Ok Geoff.

I know, if I thought otherwise Mr Hessinghamlyshire wouldnt of Freaked her.

But I didnt want to come across as a fattist (is that even a word?) fattest would be the fatter of the two - whats a word for someone that hates fatties?

healthy I guess.... (oh know I didn't!)

*jumps on top of Mr Hessinghamlyshire, trying to prevent him from pointing, "its a joke" I cried out, learn to laugh at yourself Mr Hessinghamlyshire, leave this nice lady be......*

No no... let Mr H do his thing...

*glares at stick threateningly*

No worries Happyland, I have it under control....

I can control my stick.

http://mt41-blogs.petside.com/petsid...nd%20stick.jpg

(I'm not the dog by the way)

Christ, that dog looks evil! Get your stick out his mouth for god's sake!!

Good man lol.

I know, the eyes look to scary.

But fear not its only Mrs Hessinghamlyshires dog disguise, (really though you shouldnt see it, as in truth, well its more of a sexual thing, a bit of dominatrix that Mr Hessinghamlyshire likes, he's a little weird, still I should of know that when I found him lying on the floor unconcious in the park, I brought him home and nursed him back to health. So yeah, its her sex costume, he likes her mouth on him, and well, sticks dont have mouths. They do however have the abilty to speak straight into you ear by use of vibrations that they ear drum picks up, kind of like the way Sooty did.

Mrs H sounds like a right slaaaaag

Yummy yummy.

I really like Beth Ditto's voice.
:)

I really do not like the rolls of fat and/or cellulite on her legs.
:(

But her voice is class.
:)

Well, come on, it's not just mere coincidence that you've decided to mention a person who's fat.

Ive just realised you can see her pubic hair!
Ahaha, dirty slag put ya fanny hair away girl.

The reason i hate her is the whole.
dont starve yourself young girls you dont have to be overly skinny, eat eat eat.

You will be nice and healthy like me at 5foot 2, with a 17 stone body...

Who is she to preach about what others do with their body in the condition shes in.

Then theres her look in general face.
What she does when ive seen her in magazines and that its disgusting.

Just a vile woman.

I think shes starving herself too,
look at her, trying to eat her own foot :nono: