During is good ... although not after because then you have to clean up again when its more simple in the shower :joker:

Thanks Jonathan ;)

I know I forget sometimes and I'm like oh... -is relaxed, so gets the big fella out-

I have a Sexual Sadism fetish.

But feet are minging :joker:
Tickling peoples hair isnt rude, but if it is classed as it, best be telling off them nawty hairdressers lmao

I pull hairs out. I used to do it to my head, but stopped cos there was a bald patch :(

But I still pull out "others".

EDIT: But not like pull them all out.

Cos then that would look stupid.

Every time Tom talks dirty I get a semi.

Every time Ross does, I lose it.

:tongue:

Just think of Blanche in my avatar and you'll soon get it back

(Note I said Blanche not Maggie, Blanche isn't dead ;))

EDIT: OMG don't, her mouth is open. Thats just wrong

I bite my nails. Too much. They are such a mess.

*thinks of more*

:laugh2:

Oh I have a one, I like squeezing spots :joker:

oh

I USED TO bite my toenails. yuk.

That is vile :yuk: :joker:

I know. That's why I stopped *cringe*

I have a fear of making progress.

I love that. :bigsmile:

Sorry, but really well done me on making this. I've LOL'd a lot.

I STILL bite my toe nails. ;)

I also look in the toilet pan when I've had a dump.

I once broke a curtain rail and framed my 6 year old cousin for it.

I've got a bit of a phobia of....I can't really explain it well but big animals/statues/figures, that kind of thing? I was in a shop and I freaked out and bolted in the oposite direction because I was faced with a gigantic Tiger teddy. Yes a teddy, laugh now or forever hold your humiliating noise.

I can't really think of anymore.

-I can't have sex with a girl I respect too much (except my girlfriend of course) i.e. good friends, friend's ex-girlfriends/girlfriends because I don't want to spoil these friendships. I would like to apologize to all the girls I had sex with and were not my girlfriend. lmao

-I'm a spoilt young lad who gets everything that he wants. I admit it. My parents never asked me to do something I didn't want to. However, I've been working every summer since I was 16 so I could learn the value of money and I respect people for working hard.

-I've been to Anger Management when from the age of 16 until 18. That quite helped me considering I've been too far sometimes. Now I can control my anger issues, however, I need to let it out sometimes, bless the people who suffered from this.

-My biggest fear is not to have a successful job rather than not having a happy and nice family. To me, money and social dynamics is everything and I work hard for it. I can't see myself being something else than a leader/business man like my dad.

-People can see me as cold, cocky, narcissistic, big headed and cut throat sometimes but it's only because back in the day, I was quite an unhappy obese child who went through bullying. It taught me to be strong and not to let my emotions show. Now, I like making these people feel bad, and I quite achieved my goals, they all have a shitty life next to mine. Karma is a bitch.

Wow, it's no big deal, people probably knew this but it's the truth so...

- I always oppose people who are used to getting their own way.
- I have a tendency to empathise with the underdog in any situation.
- I could never hook up with a stranger but I'm too worried about the consequences to get with a friend.
- I'm really uncomfortable when it comes to talking about sex, nudity or puberty and I'm not sure why because I'm really, really dirty. :laugh2:

Love these 2, I tend to do the same!

I suffer from OCD. No, I'm not a perfectionist or obsess about cleanliness. Many people seem to think OCD is just linked to hygeine or order. I have obsessive thoughts about loved ones dying or getting seriously hurt. I also obsess over minor health issues. I'm also terrified of death, but I am pretty morbid too. I enjoy seeing violence and watching people die. It is almost a compulsion.

I'm obessed with death too, also serial killers.