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Enid 06-12-2009 05:36 PM

arista I bet you are a beast in bed. ;)

arista 06-12-2009 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 2738612)
Excellent.

I've never had sex, I feel the time is right, now I'm just on the lookout. -imagine a creepy, pervy look-



I think that is Not True.

King Gizzard 06-12-2009 05:36 PM

arista has sexual frustration 'cause hes a robot.

but the new aristabot prototype includes a sexual feelings graphics card

Stu 06-12-2009 05:37 PM

I posted this in the other thread :

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2738712)
You know what annoys me? Before I took a break from here, almost every single thread turned into a text speak, bitch please style MSN conversation about abstract subjects none of us particularly gave a flying monkeys about.

And on a media platform where any kid can look up any type of porn he or she wants in a matter of seconds, did I think that kind of kthxbai stuff particularly contributed towards raising the standards of the English language for new members of our forum? Not really. Hows that for irony? Did I complain? No, I got on with things.

Oh, and you know those gif's? They suck. They really, really suck. Most of us hate them. They are completely overused and show up in far more threads than talk about willies. Use words. Chaucer managed to make a career out of it.

Just to get it out, you know.


arista 06-12-2009 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enid (Post 2738721)
arista I bet you are a beast in bed. ;)


I can Feel Your Aura
Very Bright.


Life In the Fast Lane.

Beastie 06-12-2009 05:37 PM

Jords and Courtney will have a flirting sesh in here.

Z 06-12-2009 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 2738726)
I think that is Not True.

Which bit? The virgin bit or the creepy look bit?




Because both are true arista.

-continues looking creepy-

Lewis. 06-12-2009 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 2738736)
I can Feel Your Aura
Very Bright.


Life In the Fast Lane.

:joker:

King Gizzard 06-12-2009 05:39 PM

Everyone is viewing this thread

arista 06-12-2009 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 2738741)
Which bit? The virgin bit or the creepy look bit?




Because both are true arista.

-continues looking creepy-


OK


Everyone be Gentle with Hot Zee.

Z 06-12-2009 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 2738757)
OK


Everyone be Gentle with Hot Zee.

:laugh2: I finally got my very own dedicated arista-ism! Yaaay!

arista 06-12-2009 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate (Post 2738754)
Everyone is viewing this thread


Yes how long until it gets Locked?



It also needs on the Heading "Adults Only"

Captain.Remy 06-12-2009 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 2738757)
OK


Everyone be Gentle with Hot Zee.

arista, it's been a while you didn't do my aura, can I get one now please ? :hugesmile:

Beastie 06-12-2009 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2738573)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...ing/18logo.jpg

RULES

1. You do not talk about sex club.

2. You DO NOT talk about sex club.

3. Eight people to a bed.

4. Ignore the pope. Contraception is important.

5. No sharp objects.

6. No underage folks, in the mental sense.

7. Don't feed the trolls.

8. Enjoy your stay.


I like! :thumbs:

arista 06-12-2009 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 2738764)
arista, it's been a while you didn't do my aura, can I get one now please ? :hugesmile:


Since you have Slid into this Thread
It is Throbbing.

InOne 06-12-2009 05:42 PM

When the river flows red, take the dirt track instead...

Novo 06-12-2009 05:43 PM

No prizes for guessing who is top poster in this thread

Beastie 06-12-2009 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InOne (Post 2738771)
When the river flows red, take the dirt track instead...

:joker:

Stu 06-12-2009 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InOne (Post 2738771)
When the river flows red, take the dirt track instead...

Take a bow!

:joker:

Z 06-12-2009 05:43 PM

Two in the pink, one in the stink?

King Gizzard 06-12-2009 05:44 PM

Whats everyones 'type' then

InOne 06-12-2009 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2738777)
Take a bow!

:joker:

I wanted to contribute :hugesmile:

Stu 06-12-2009 05:44 PM

So do you go for the easy pink or the difficult brown?

Yes, we have reached the inevitable destination of snooker related pun jokes.

Lewis. 06-12-2009 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InOne (Post 2738771)
When the river flows red, take the dirt track instead...

:joker:

arista 06-12-2009 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate (Post 2738730)
arista has sexual frustration 'cause hes a robot.

but the new aristabot prototype includes a sexual feelings graphics card


No Such Frustration.

I Flow with the Buzz.


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