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Originally Posted by Stephanie (Post 2776698)

Day 1 in heaven and Jade Goody is already up for eviction.

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Did you hear Jade Goodys been booked for another TV appearance

shes appearing on most haunted next week

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 2776738)

Try saying "Whale oil beef hooked" without sounding like an Irish man swearing.

Creased. :joker:

Try saying beer can without sounding like a Jamaican :joker:

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Originally Posted by Tom (Post 2776773)

Try saying beer can without sounding like a Jamaican :joker:

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To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:

South-east England born and raised
On reality TV spending most of my days
Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool
And being disgusting, fuck the gene pool
When a couple of cells
Who were up to no good
Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one little lump and my doctors got scared
They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!'

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You've got to hand it to brave Jade Goody and fiance Jack who were out shopping for a wedding dress yesterday.

They do a fucking hilarious impersonation of Andy and Lou from Little Britain.

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Apparently a lot of female waxing salons are going out of business. Its nothing to do with the credit crunch. Its all Jade Goody's fault.
Women are starting to realise how ugly a bald cunt looks!

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The Page 3 girl in the Sun this morning was ****, she was fat and bald.

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Can we merge if possible?

There is so much bumping going on you would think we're in a maternity ward