Yeah :P

gawd, maybe there is hope for all the normal people out there LOL.

MAYBE I COULD BE THE NEXT CHERYL COLE??!11!

pmsl

LOL I remember when she assaulted that woman :joker:

Let's face it, the only assault involving her nowadays would be with a guys cock being slapped across her face.

pmsl :joker:

imagine the scandal it would have caused if she had assaulted someone this year

Wow.

She wouldnt have even got a second look there...

Now if be on my knees, begging..

Of course ;)

Especially if it'd been done on live TV, too. She just smashes Simon's face into the desk and ***** on Dannii's face 'TAKE THAT U PLASTIC AUSSIE BITCH'.

pmsl that would be so fucking hilarious, the ratings would be like 35 million.

Well you know what they say... you can't polish a turd. But you can get her on a rigorous exercise scheme, force her to stop eating and do some plastic surgery. Then you've got yourself a sexy turd.

TV history :joker:

*hopes for this to happen*

omg jack, maybe santa might make it happen as a really really late christmas present :D

Well it'll be better than him emptying his big sack all over my face as he usually does :bored:

so yes plz santa <3

I looked into the assault thing. I've lost all respect for her purely because of that. She's an utter disgrace for what she did.

LMAO :joker:

Wasn't it in like a nightclub toilet or something? :joker:

Classy.

same, i think it's vile. and if she could do it once, she could do it again. everyone thinks she's so sweet and can do no wrong.

I genuinely can't believe I read what I read. People like her really make me sick.

;/

What did she do Phlip?

assaulted a toliet attendant

For no reason?

yeh i'll find the pic

Tweedy, one of five members of Girls Aloud which was formed in the television series Pop Stars The Rivals, punched the toilet attendant after Mrs Amogbokpa tried to stop her taking some lollipops.

how pathetic.

She has got a short temper that Cheryl! Poor old girl she hit!

Really pothetic Steph, no doubt she was drunk.