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Episode 2; Scene 1

[A clock is ticking in an expensive looking waiting room. A boy is twiddling his thumbs as he holds a large amount of white roses. He is also wearing all white.]

Nurse57: Mr Packer?

[The boy stands up. He is led to a room by the nurse. He enters a completley white room with white chairs, widescreen television and white bed, with Twilight Twitty lying in it, looking somewhat worse for wear. The boy sits beside her]

Greg: ...Emily?
Twilight: Don't call me that.
Greg: It's your brother... Greg.
Twilight: I don't care... what do you want?
Greg: I came to visit you. Y'know, like a good brother would.
Twilight: I swear Greg, don't put all this guilt on me, it's not my fault I'm successful and you're a nobody.
Greg: I'm a nobody?!

[Greg stands up]

Greg: When Mum and Dad passed away, who was the one that gave up school to get a job?

[Twilight stays silent and closes her eyes]

Greg: Who gave up their social life so they could pay for their sisters beauty products?
Twilight: I can pay for it myself now
Greg: But you couldn't at the time, Emily.
Twilight: It's Twilight.

[Greg shakes his head in disbelief. He puts the roses into a white vase and leaves abruptly]

Scene 2 - The park

[Shaun is sat in the park on a bench humming to herself picking petals off a daisy. She looks up to her left to see Greg walking down.]

Shaun: HAI
Greg: HAI, how's it going.
Shaun: I'm surviving. How's Twilight after her accident?
Greg: She's recovering. Being an absolute bitch though. Firstly, the fact I have to come in all white is bad enough.
Ross: You do look good in those skinnies though.

[Shaun and Greg look up to see Ross staring at Gregs crotch, licking his lips. Shaun gets up and pepper sprays his eyes]

Shaun: ME AND MY GURLS CAN STAND UP FOR OURSELVES, CAN'T HOLD US DOWN (wurkit)
Greg: SHAUN SIT THE **** DOWN

[Shaun does so]

Shaun: Yeh, I know she can be demanding, but she's still your sister.
Greg: I know, but no matter how hard I try to please her we just always end up arguing. She's so ungrateful for everything I've done.
Shaun: Hmm, I can understand you there.
Greg: How's getting L to calm down on the drugs?
Shaun: It's not going great. The fact she can convince me to join in doesn't help. Infact there's a beach party tonight that I didn't want to go to but...
Greg: Oh yeah, about that, do you mind if I tag along? I need to take my mind off things and speak to everyone again.
Shaun: But what about Twilight?
Greg: Emily will be fine. If anyone asks me about her I won't say a thing.
Shaun: Qt
Greg: IFKR

[They smile imanely and strut off together in sync to Kelly Rowlands "Work"]

Scene 3 - Marks house

[Mark is sat inside on the internet. He gets a message from a group conversation with Gary, Shaun, Greg, Rory and James.]

Gary says:
hey Mark, you goin to the beach party tonight?
Greg says:
Hey Shaun, could you download the Digital Dog remix of JLS's beat again please?
Shaun sent:
Play sound: GREGJLSWTF
Greg says:
LOL
James says:
-something irrelevant-
Rory says:
JAMES WHY THE **** AREN'T I IN YOUR STORY?!?!? tyra/
Mark says:
idk gary i was gonna visit twilight
James says:
You have a minor role Rory sad/
Greg says:
She's fine Mark, don't worry about her. Come tonight :D
Gary says:
who cares Mark, she ruined my party, come to the beach.
Jen has entered the conversation
Greg says:
Hi Jen!
James has left the coversation
Jen says:
:\
Mark says
It's not her fault that ****ing bus driver was a mess?

[Mark signs out and looks at his wall of posters]

Mark: I'll get to you, even if I use innocent people.

Scene 4 - Beach party

[Greg arrives at 9pm. A fire is going and various teenagers are drinking and dancing to Maximo Parks "Our Velocity" He walks down to Shaun who is holding a half full bottle of wine]

Shaun: Ohai Greg.
Greg: Hai, I bought rum.
Shaun: Fierce, it's good to see you out again, it's been too long.
Greg: I know, it'll be great to see everyone again.
Hugo: Greg!

[Hugo stumbles over, obviously one cocktail too many]

Hugo: How's Twilight doing? (HOTMESS)
Greg: Really Hugo? Is that all you want to talk to me about?

[Greg walks away]

Shaun: Nice one Summer.
Hugo: Summer?
Shaun: Last season. [Shaun eyes him and leaves abruptly]

[Greg walks towards Jen]

Greg: Jen!

[Jen turns around and is suprised at Gregs presence]

Jen: Greg! [They hug] How've you been? Long time no see.
Greg: I know! How is it after the breakup?
Jen: ...we haven't broken up?
Greg: Oh, I assumed.

[He points over to James who's playing acoustic to a group of girls. James then leans in and kisses Brona. Jen drops her appletini and struts over. She slaps him.]

Jen: HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?! AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH WITH EACH OTHER.

[Shaun stands up and gets his fan out walking towards the argument]

James: Well why don't you **** off with whoever you were thinking of over me.
Jen That wasn't in our relationship James! That was my previous one where I fell for you over Marcjswp!

[An awkward silence. thebeast farts really loud]

thebeast: Sorry, lawl.

[Jen walks away crying.]

Brona: Jen, wait! [she runs after her]
Recolypse: Guys, the ****'s just hit the fan, Twilight's here again!

[Everyone squeals in excitement]

Greg: ****ING WHAT?!?! tyra/
Billy: What's your problem, just because everyone wants her here and not you?! [He continues to make out with Ghettosuperstar, who has dressed up as Diana Vickers]
Greg: Ouch...

[Twilight steps out the limozine with Mark as they strut down the park leading to the beach, this time with the two admin following her. Meanwhile, back down at the beach.]

Jords: I hope she's alright, I heard she had surgery
Stephanie: She's been through everything, rehab didn't stop her.
Jack_: Exactly, she's still a national star.
Stephanie: umg Jack_ you only heard of her last night. I'm making a thread about this. All in lowercase.
Jack_: rofl
Stephanie: lol x
Recolypse: There she is!

[The crowds scream and barge towards her. The security step infront. Greg goes around and pulls Mark aside]

Greg: What the **** do you think you're doing?
Mark: She wanted to go out.
Twilight: Greg, what're you doing here, you're meant to be working?
Greg: That ****ing does it.

[Greg walks away. Mark and Twilight shrug to each other and take their mojito's off admin James.

[Greg is crying by the sea. He blows his nose into a tissue. He overhears Jen and Brona]

Brona: I didn't know, I swear!
Jen: I swear to God Brona, this isn't the first time you've tried to get with my man, you ****ing knew.
Dean: Hey

[Dean sits next to Greg, Greg hides any sign of him weeping]

Dean: I know how it feels to be underappreciated, don't worry.
Greg: Really?
Dean: Yeah, I mean LemonJam didn't even make me a main character in this. WHAT THE HELL LJ, I'M MORE INTERESTING THAN ****ING GREG.

[Greg cries further]

Dean: Oh, sorry. If it's any consolation, I think you're better than her.
Greg: Thanks Dean, you're a true friend, you know that?
Dean: I do what I can Greg (s0b)

[Shaun staggers over with a now empty bottle of wine and looks at Gregs tissue inbetween Gregs legs. His eyes widen.]

Shaun: WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!?!

[An acoustic version of Nobody Knows by P!nk plays over as it goes over the beach]
[Rory is sat in the corner, bitching and whining that James didn't give him much in this episode either]
[Hugo staggers around and looks over to Twilight, who is talking to Gary, Shaun and Mark with the bodyguards behind them]
[Brona looks over at James, who is playing his guitar by the fire looking blankly at the floor while Damaris, Karl, Nate and MargeryFan laugh at Harry trying a bong for the first time.]
[Ross is still rolling in the park, clutching his eyes]
[Jen puts her feet into the water as her dress and hair blows in the wind. She looks over to the party with a tear down her cheek [/sfemo]]
[Greg and Dean are sat together staring at the sea. as the music fades out.]

Greg: ...the seas making my balls wet.

Skins

[u]Episode 3; Scene 1 - Outside Jens house

[Jamie T's "Pacemaker" begins to play. James is walking down a street and looks up towards a house. He bites his lip and goes to knock on door but it opens as Jen is walking out.]

Jen: Oh... hi.
James: I-I'm sorry, is this a bad time?
Jen: Seeing you is always a bad time.
Shaun: Aww no she di'nt.

[James and Jen look across the road to see Shaun sat of the other side eating popcorn and watching them closely]

James: Look, I know I should've treated you better, but me and you were meant to last forever.
Shaun: Gurl, those are Jason Derulo lyrics DON'T GET SUCKED IN. (fan)
James: Shaun, what the **** are you doing outside Jens house at 9 in the morning?

[Shaun stands up abruplty]

Shaun: I know when I'm not wanted s0b.

[She leaves, dragging her chair behind her]

Jen: It's too late anyway James, I've found someone new.
James: Who?
Mystery Man: [in the distance] POP IT, LOCK IT, POLKA DOT IT, COUNTRY FIVIN, HIP-HOP HIP, PUT YOUR ARMS IN THE SKY MOVE SIDE TO SIDE.
James: Hugo?!?!

[Hugo comes behind Jen]

Hugo: hai/
James: Wait,you're a lesbian now?
Jen: IDK, James keeps ****ing up our gender references.
James: Pity.
Jen: Aye.
James: Well erm... I'll see you around.

[He leaves quickly]

Scene 2 - Coffee shop

[James walks in to see Rory on his laptop]

James: Hey, cheers for coming on such late notice.
Rory: No problem James. Excuse me though, I've got so much coursework to do.

James: Just leave it for now and relax, eh?
Rory: That's not what my dad would be like.
James: Yeah, I guess.

[A waitress walks over to the table]

Chels: Can I help you fine gentlemen?
James: Not so bad yourself madam.
Rory: James!
James: Oh erm, sorry miss, I'll have a mocha
Rory: And I'll have a caramel frappucino.
Chels: Qt, I'll servem up now.

[She walks away]

Rory: You really can't help yourself can you?
James: Hey, I just thought she was cute.

[Rory rolls his eyes and shakes his head (sad])]

James: Getting back with Jen hasn't gone to plan.
Rory: I don't blame her (2baha)
James: What? Why?
Rory: Face it James, you may never have feelings for girls like you do with Jen, but you chase tail more than Zac chases fellow 8 year olds to rag in a dumpster.
James: Ha, nice one.
Rory: IFKR, but seriously James. I just don't think you're meant to be in a relationship.
Chels: One Mocha. I'm sorry sir, we're out of caramel for your frappucino
Rory: [Stands up] You ****ing what?!?!
Chels: I'm sorry Sir, can I get you something else?

[He walks out]

James: Sorry about him, he's had a hard day at the sweatshop.
Chels: s0b

Scene 3 - The field

[James and Brona are walking down the field, James is carrying a tent.]

Brona: Seriously, don't worry if Jen's there. You can both have a good time.

[They continue walking and James stares blankly]

Brona: You're over her anyway, right?

[James stops walking and looks at her]

James: Are you really that naive Brona?
Brona: What?
James: We go through another rough patch doesn't mean I'll forget about her and go off with you.
Brona: I never said that?
James: I know what you want though Brona.

[Brona goes silent]

James: Look, I know what it's like to not have that love returned. I don't want to keep hurting you Brona.
Brona: ...I understand.
James: Come on. Lets pitch a tent.
Sam: [From distance] Ooer loool x

Scene 4 - The campsite

[Gary and Twilight are sat on a silk mat wearing large sunglasses and dress from the Zac Posen pre-fall collection. Behind them, Shaun, Linda, Mark, Greg, Dean, Rory, Brona and James are setting up tents]

Gary: Oh, speaking of hot messes.

[Hugo and Jen walk down hand in hand.]

Twilight: ****ing dykes.
Gary: I know right? [She sips her cocktail.]
Jen: Hey guys.
Gary: Shaun, get your baps out for these gurls, there ain't nothin' like a show. [Hairflick]

[They laugh together]

Greg: Emily, shut up.
Mark: It's Miss Twitty to you
Greg: Ugh, bitch.

[Later in the night a fire is going and everyone is sat around it. James is playing his acoustic cover of Smashing Pumpkins - Stand inside your love]

James: Who wouldn't be the one you love?
Who wouldn't stand inside your love?

[Jen is twiddling her thumbs in deep thought as James plays the bridge. James then stares directly to her while singing the final lines]

James: And for the first time, I'm telling you how much I need and bleed for
Your every move and waking sound in my time
I'll wrap a wire around your heart, and your mind;
You're mine forever now.
Who wouldn't be the one you love and live for?
Who wouldn't stand inside your live and die for?
Who wouldn't be the one you love?

[It goes silent as the final chord fades out and James continues to stare at Jen. (HARRY)]

Linda: Well that was creepy as ****, [She raises a bag] shrooms anyone?

[The Vines - Get Free begins to play as various scenes occur]
[Mark and Gary are dancing /brit]
[Greg is giving Dean a piggy back. Greg trips over Rorys laptop and Dean goes flying into a pile of horseshit. The group laughs.]
[Hugo goes behind the tent and takes some pills and takes a swig from his hipflask. He wipes the signs of breakdown from his face and rejoins the others.]
[Shaun and Linda begin making out. They roll over into a tent that's already been pitched.]
[Amidst the chaos, Jen is staring at James, who is blankly staring into the fire. (Why am I making myself such an emo? Seriously? I have issues.)]
[Hugo notices James sat by himself, picks up his acoustic and throws it away]

Hugo: CHEER THE **** UP, ******. tyra/
James: sad/
Hugo: And keep your hands off my gurl. /glare

Scene 5 - The nearby lake

[Jen is walking by the lake slowly to herself. Gavin DeGraws stripped version of 'Belief' begins to play. She stares into the lake and a tear falls down her cheek.]

James: Jen?

[Jen quickly wipes her face and turns to James]

Jen: W-what're you doing here?
James: You walked off a while ago, I've been thinking...
Jen: James...
James: I know that you're not feeling the same... but I've been an absolute idiot.

[He leans in towards her]

James: I want to try us again. Please?
Jen: I can't, I-

[They kiss, Jen pulls out]

Jen: James, I can't do thi-

[They kiss again, this time Jen doesn't resist. They take their shirts off.]

Sam: Wahey! ooer lool! x

[They stop and turns to the rustling bush. James opens it to see Sam with Ross, who is furiously masturbating.]

James: What the **** Ross?!

[Dean dogtackles Ross with a face covered in horseshit and peppersprays Ross's eyes again]

Dean: Don't perv on anymore of ma fwends sad/
Jen: James? I can't do this. [She leaves putting her shirt back on]
James: Jen!

[Brona has been also hiding in a bush all this time. She is in floods of tears as she runs back into the field. She runs into Jen.]

Brona: J-Jen?
Jen: What do you want?
Brona: You told me to keep my arms off him then you do that? Who do you think you're toying around with?
Jen: Who do you think HE'S toying around with Brona? We're just toys to him.
Sam: Ooer, wahey loool!

[They stay silent and look at each other. They walk over to each other and hug as it zooms out over the forest.]

Skins

Most emo episode of anything ever. Next episode will be alot more light hearted.