Well what would you do if you woke up buried alive?

I won't wake up anyway so I don't care about buried alive

I'm being frozen then they're bringing me back to life when they've got a cure for whatever I died of

If that doesn't happen I'm on the organ donors list

You can where my nana is buried :joker:

We buried her with her mobile and we kept ringing it until it went off. It actually rung! If theres no signal it won't ring

Use the skills Pai Mei taught me to punch my way out of the ****.

They've dug people up and there have been claw marks etc on the lid of the coffin

In Victorian times they used to bury you with a piece of string attached to a bell, and someone would stay in the graveyard overnight. If someone rang the bell they're obviously still alive so they got dug up

It would be bolted shut and thick strong wood.

I know. I wasn't being serious.

What would I really do? Slowly suffocate. Might muster up a last minuet sing song.

Well if your family had sense they'd bury you with fave stuff and knowing yours .... one last smoke and die in the fumes :joker:

Well it's hard to tell over the internet. :rolleyes:

Not really. Pai mei is a fictional character and I am about the least likely person in the world to be skilled in the art of punching my way out of a coffin :wink:.

Oh I thought that through but there would be no air to spark up. And can you imagine the paranoia? :shocked:

To be fair Stu, you're not even skilled in the art of punching your way out of a paper bag. Your fighting skills are strictly verbal .. ;)

The paranoia would be quite epic I'd say... death by paranoia... that's a new one.. beats suffocation.

The pen is mightier than the sword! :wink:.

I can't imagine being stoned in a coffin. Our alien colonists would crack it open millenia later and see the lyrics to All Along The Watchtower scrope in.

I could always eat my way out, mind you.

I'm not sure the munchies extends to fine wood.

Someone could leave a mars bar or a bad poem on the headstone or something. I could certainly punch my way out then.

So it's settled then... mars bars above ground... ready-rolled in coffin with you... job done.

The rest of it plays out with remarkable simmilarity to The Crow.

-has not seen The Crow-

The Crow was weird, but I liked it. :D

I'm getting frozen anyway when I will be 65 so it's all good. I will be back in 1000 years. By the time I'm 65, I'm confident it could be done.