Good One

Think of the UK as a supermarket.

You have Northern Ireland that sells wines and spirits.

You have Scotland where the chemist is found for all your druggy needs.

Wales is the retarded butcher, shoved to one side out of the way, missing fingers and he spits when he talks.

And then you have England. That's the place you do your Big Shop.

Apart they are just shops. Together, they are the UK Superstore.

lol

England would be an asian newsagent where everything is 50% more expensive, pongs a bit, has sunrise fm blaring out the latest Bangalore top 40, has a sign on the caged door saying "1 skhool kid at a time" and dog **** all around the outside that fights for a place with piles of unappetising vomit. mind you it is open on Christmas day..

Lmmfao!!!!!!!

Great Britain is England,Scotland and Wales.The UK is England,Northern Ireland,Scotland and Wales.

What about FCUK?

That is French Connection united Kingdom.They are a race of their own.:spin:

Google really would have sufficed...