Fix'd.

PJ is a joke.

Lets get back on topic.

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You've heard of Brad Pitt in Ocean's 11 !!!

Now see the new smash hit staring Gary Glitter in... O She's Eleven.

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I received an accidental text yesterday, it said:

Hi, be home soon, love ya, Dave xxx

Being Valentine's Day I thought I'd have a bit of fun so I text the bloke back:

Don't bother, I don't love you, you're a cunt & I have been shagging your brother.

I couldn't wait for the reply, then it came:

You ok mum?

It was funny the first time. Now it's old. :thumbs:

You guys wanna hear a funny joke..?
Womens Rights

x

Messica is fine Jords :laugh:

Thing is that wasnt the first time was it? ;)

How do you save a man from drowning ?
Take your foot of his head

Harry that was unexpected :laugh:

It was actually. It's our little thing with Jess, she's good.

What's Brown and Sticky?

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

One, men will screw anything

:laugh2:

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.

What do the Titanic and 6th sense have in common?

lol!

PJ calm yourself lad.


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My wife accused me of being self-important.

I nearly fell off my throne.

lmfao, I thought I was spose to be on ignore ;)

Men are like popcorn they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Wow. And the mental thing is that's genuine right?

yes you were on ignore i have took you of as i thought it was childish.

I see a lot of women are using this site...

The dinner won't cook itself you know.