suck a lung

They are doing a session for Zane Lowe on Thursday

Just read this:

http://whiteningtruth.net/english/?s=V-213921

omg, this is still so ****ing funny!
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Does that work luva? is that american?

I dunno. I just read it. Lol. I remembered this thread so thought it may be of interest.

I might buy the stuff.

Not tea, no coffee, don't go mad on sugar, don't smoke, eat apples, brush your teeth after every meal. Yeah, basically I'm fuked.

Brush them 3 times a day..

use TWO whitening toothpastes that will act together aswell as a cavity protection paste,

THE BEST ONE!!! That has made mine soo white, everybody comments on them, Use a gum shield, and put the toofpaste along the line of the gumshield, a generous amount, keep the gum shield in aslong as possible, whilst watching tv or something, then remove it and brush your teeth gently to get it off, and that SUPER WORKS!!!

How much does professional teeth whitening service cost? I've read that the cheap fixes from chemist/ebay can cause real damage.

During CBB, Alex got told his teeth looked a bit off colour which panicked him. Does Celeb type service only last a few weeks?

i would just try and darken your gums

LOL, my laptop is humorous - it came up with the following when nobody answered my question about commercial teeth whitening

http://www.newswebdaily.com/health/w...50&t202id=5932

I recommend Dulux One Coat in brilliant white, you may however need to use two coats, in this case it doesnt do exactly what it says on the tin.

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A bit of tippex might give you the Simon Cowell look - if that's what rocks your world!

WHY?!? has my thread been raped by morons?

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Well that isn't very nice is it - people try and give you some good advice - and look what they get for their troubles! :hugesmile:

When I get my braces removed next year, I will whiten my teeth. Its £180 for each arch, so it will be £360 for all my teeth.... cant believe how expensive it is!! But i need to have it done after my braces.
My parents said that they will pay for about £40 of it, meaning i will have to spend about £320 LOL.

I will have you know, Sir, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints frowns upon such allegations

I used to work for Fife Regional Council - the Convener at a meeting once said "I've heard some allegations and I'll get those aligators". All the officials working at the meeting had to bite lips and not look at each other

He was not the brightest soul in the world - but I was the Committee Clerk so had to record it...........or just fake it which was what i did