the joe is a good boy < he dont do things like that.

OK - you get the Claymores approval to continue romancing my pretend underage daughter.

aha, you certainly have. :hugesmile:

Philip
You should have read Joe's Mothers Day's poem.
It was so beautiful. I nearly cried.:o

Yup - it was top class :thumbs:

Ok pretend daughter - now give me that pretend wife in your avatar!

dream on daddyyy! :wink:

Pretend daddy you mean wee pretend daughter!!!!!

So silly at workplace I used to work at........all the people who were married/had children had photo frames of their spouse/kids on the desk. As me and Lesley (girl I worked with) weren't married, we went to shops one day and bought photo frames with the picture of pre-arranged family in. Soon all the solicitors in next department of workplace started doing this too, then it became a whole building thing and the shops got sold-out of photo frames carrying the same image

:p LOL!!!

Joe
We might had watched the same programme that morning.
They said if we had cold or flue do not go to work, it will only spread germs in public. We should not worry about how our boss or colleague would think of us if we had sick day/days off.

I hate people cough or sneeze in the packed train.
Why do not they stay home rather than spreading germs.

But if I had cold, I would go out to work. I feel guilty to stay home just because I sneeze or cough. I really have to think which one is guilty.

Joe.
would you surprise If I said to you I only had sick off twice since 1979?
The first one was in May 1989. I had allergy problem by strong perfume and my face ballooned and I was so embarrassed and could not go out.
The second one was in early 1995. I had an operation and had to take weeks off. I can not remember how long but a doctor's recommendation.
Luckily that time I was working in a large company in City so company employed temp for my replacement.

Since then, I had never a single sick day off.

(It was during my annual Holiday last time I had flue.
Why I remember was I wanted to go to see the fire works at Thames the special millennium new year eve but I could not because of this flue)

Luckily my dentist opens on Saturday.

Also I started to drink cider vinegar water about 5(?)years ago.
I used to have cold sore all the time but since this vinegar water, the cold sore stopped appearing completely.

One thing this vinegar water does not work is lack of sleep.

Last December I did not sleep well for month and caught flue and even cold sore appeared.

Good sleep, well balanced meals, cider vinegar and positive thinking is a combination of a healthy life.:)

Will Cider Vinegar go up by 10% more than inflation on Sunday sooty?

I'm being daft again - it's my part-time occupation.

Stop talking of Lewis Hamilton pretend daughter of mine. Sport sub-forum doesn't suit you apparently by the fail of that post. Pretend Dad will have to go over and help you out!

I do not think so, Claymores.
The cider vinegar is in the part of food section, not alcohol.

Then this question is from Claymores, I have to read twice, any hidden meaning. (it sounds like Chancellor's Budget. Read small print before give our verdict. ha ha)

You are testing me, aren't you, Claymores?

Mind you, other thread, It seemed I was the only one who did not get your wit.:laugh2:

I feel Stu is laughing as well. (He knows I am a bit ,,,,:D.)

Your Chancellor also said he's going to have "Cider" redefined during his Budget speech.........that'll be interesting. Does the process of making Lightning White even involve apples at any stage?

aha, Lewis Hamiltons a legend though :(

OK pretend daughter Lewis and Jedward and Sov are all legendary :thumbs:

It is pity. I can not vote. It does not matter how many years I pay tax.
I have to be British of course.:sad:

:D i love you.

You are a good ptetend daughter miss Stace :xyxwave:

LOL! thanks :D
i wish you were my real dad D:

Have you been drinking Cider before the price goes up tomorrow young lady :nono:

You'll just have to adopt old Claymores! :hug:

:laugh2: lmao!
yes, i will :hug: