nope although i nearly was for shoplifting as a teen (i have grown up lots and am not a horror anymore)

That one has my mind doing overtime Shas - do tell more:hugesmile:

yes and spent the night in jail and went to court and got done. Alcohol related.

LOL - they usually let you out after a few hours so must have been a good one! :hugesmile: In my one they made us miss the Lacrosse game, waited until the last train had gone then released us.........the taxi home was £120, but we made it drive around hometown, made the driver take us to the cashpoint, then made him drive us to a Club

the next day when i got out a went on a bus and tried to get a half fare, the driver got cross and shut the door and said "right, I am driving you to the police station"

needless to say my grovelling and enthusiasm to pay the full fare was unprecedented.

omg what for?


And I haven't been arrested, or into trouble by the police.

It was reported that I was in a house that I shouldnt have been in, there was no sign of forced entry, nothing was removed or appeared to have been stolen, so the police assumed that if I had been in the house I had used either a lock pick or a key that I was not entitled to have, lock picks and unauthorised copies of keys are classed as False instruments for entry.

Barstewards searched the house very thoroughly for that one, was not impressed.

hahahaha - after our one, the next week my pal's workmates made a fake letter to his home address with fake headed notepaper from the football club informing him they were so disappointed in his behaviour that he'd received a lifetime ban from the home games............he fell for it and had to hide the letter as had never even bothered telling his wife he'd been arrested :hugesmile:

I've been in the back of a police car and it's embarrassing to see the stares from people...but I haven't been arrested or anything.

I'll have to remember never to carry any False Instruments pal!!!! your tale is funny and I'd never heard of that arrestable offence before!

Not half as funny as some of the other arrests. Or the fact for all they searched the house looking for keys and lockpicks, they missed ammunition, my sons weed stash and a few other things that could have got me sent for a wee holiday for her maj.

I haven't, but most of my family has :(

My Uncle is ex-CID and has many hilarious stories of wrongful arrests. I'll never forget many moons ago at secondary school, the exam table allocated to me had the inscription written on it "God made all creatures great and small, some that creep and some that crawl, then Fife Constabulary employ them all" - after finishing my CSYS paper I giggled in wonder if the excellent poet passed his/her exam!

Once - for murder! Got off on a technicality!

For some reason, I believe you!

Ummm let me guess, you murdered a man and claimed you had the painters in?

Was it because they burnt your dinner and so you twatted them with a frying pan?

Seriously! :hugesmile:

nagged him to death

Too predictable Trumpet! :hugesmile:

sorry:bawling:

I have never actually been arrested but I beat up a girl outside her mothers house, spraint her arm etc.. Her mother rang the Gardaí (Police) but didn't know where I lived, she gave them my name though :shrug:
Another time I was with my friend in a shop and she stole something and they thought I stole so they rang the Gardaí (Police :p) but I ran away before they got there.

omg you criminal. :P

:laugh2: I'm so ashamed!

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