I got grabbed and hurled into a wall by some 30 year old chav. I think it was cupid stunt's dad.

No seriously though, it really ruined my night.

Well I can't really remember very much of it, I was only 8. My neighbour asked me to go to the shop for and when I got to the shop there was a boy about a year older than me, he started shouting for the money but I didn't give it to him because it was my neighbours so he punched me really hard in the mouth, knocked out my two front teeth and loosened a bottom one. I still went into the shop, full of blood and got what my neighbour needed. :laugh2:

yeah, I got held down by two male police officers whil;e a female cop jumped on my arm breaking it, all because I made a joke about april fools day as I passed them by.

Oh Joe
Your mother must have been shocked.


Also quite few members as well,,,,,,.

LOL - mever mess with the men in black (and woman in black) is the lesson I guess! Our funniest local story is that the men in black rammed a stolen van into the docks killing the driver........but nobody local is too bothered as the theif was allegedly a well known smackhead anyway. :hugesmile:

:laugh2:

Ops sorry.
It was not a laughing matter.

It is a wee bit sootster, one less worry of getting a housebreak to pay for his habit! In a Scottish national newspaper there was questions raised why the police didn't dive into the docks to try rescue him from drowning, at the local 2nd Division football ground which overlooks the death place, the unanimous thought was - 'why bother getting wet'. Sad but true

ya. i told some girl her hair extensions looked **** and then i walked off. and then like 10 mins later she ran behind me and punched me and tried to push me in the road, so i punched her in the face and broke her nose.. woops.

LOL - I'll have to adjust my above statement - never mess with the men in black OR Stephanie :hugesmile:

:joker::joker::joker:

:Can I hire you as security when I win the Lottery Steph?! :tongue::flowers: :thumbs:

sure :thumbs:

lmao.

hope you got compo 4 that pal sorry 2 hear that
WHICH IS WHY I SAY U CAN NEVER TRUST A COPPER

It was back at the station in the cells..no cameras..no chance of compo.:nono: