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Captain.Remy 23-04-2010 08:03 PM

My mum won the 2006, 2007 and 2008 editions of the "France's Hottest MILF" contest. She was so robbed in 2009, I'm so gutted. So if you want to know what she looks like, just google it. :laugh:

Lucy. 23-04-2010 08:04 PM

Why am I tempted to google that :O Oh dear.. :amazed:

Zippy 23-04-2010 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WOMBAI (Post 3183358)
Zippy is funny - he isn't the only one laughing! :joker:

Cheers, Wombai :thumbs:

Consider the source, right? Just pissed coz I give him a taste of his own medicine. :joker:

Chels 23-04-2010 08:06 PM

the majority of boys i know reckon my mum's a milf D:
christ it's cringey

Smithy 23-04-2010 08:07 PM

You've got to post a pic now Chels, so we can judge if they're right or not

Captain.Remy 23-04-2010 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 3183374)
You've got to post a pic now Chels, so we can judge if they're right or not

That sounds like a good plan. :thumbs:

ILoveTRW 23-04-2010 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 3183364)
My mum won the 2006, 2007 and 2008 editions of the "France's Hottest MILF" contest. She was so robbed in 2009, I'm so gutted. So if you want to know what she looks like, just google it. :laugh:

full of ****

M X 23-04-2010 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jessica.. (Post 3183160)
no my father is dead.

awwwkward
:( :(

Raph 23-04-2010 08:15 PM

Zippy is a legend. :thumbs:

zotler. 23-04-2010 08:19 PM

I'll show my mum, IDC if she finds out.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._3682608_n.jpg
Here's my mum drunk.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._1826101_n.jpg
Here's my mum looking like a drag queen.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._1169962_n.jpg
Here's my mum drunk, again.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...9_815969_n.jpg
Here's my cousin and my mum looking presentable.

Zippy 23-04-2010 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelSpears (Post 3183393)
awwwkward
:( :(

Not really. It was clearly a joke...one Ive made before with her. She didnt say her father had died then so Im not sure why she did this time. Thats Jessica I suppose. Clearly tagteaming tonight. Ho hum.

Stacey. 23-04-2010 08:24 PM

maybe she wants sympathy.

Chels 23-04-2010 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 3183374)
You've got to post a pic now Chels, so we can judge if they're right or not

fine i will but for like a minute then it's gone

Lucy. 23-04-2010 08:25 PM

Stacey I'm not sure your in the position to tell people to learn how to take a joke!
But anyway...
Zoe your mums pretty! I think she may kill you if she sees your drag queen comment, haha!

Stacey. 23-04-2010 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetasCandee (Post 3183432)
Stacey I'm not sure your in the position to tell people to learn how to take a joke!

:conf: laughing at your own joke isnt exactly bad though.
i dont see a problem really.

zotler. 23-04-2010 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetasCandee (Post 3183432)
Zoe your mums pretty! I think she may kill you if she sees your drag queen comment, haha!

Thanks, but seriously... She just looks... Ew. I had a dream about ****ing her once, but she wasn't hot in it so... :(

Stacey. 23-04-2010 08:28 PM

and dont start acting like you know me, youve only been here 2 minutes. :wavey:

Zippy 23-04-2010 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raph (Post 3183398)
Zippy is a legend. :thumbs:

:thumbs: my man!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stacey.x (Post 3183425)
maybe she wants sympathy.

It's Jessica...

Lucy. 23-04-2010 08:30 PM

I'm not acting, but I know enough to have an opinion.
Zoe - I think you need help! :joker:

Stacey. 23-04-2010 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zippy (Post 3183447)
It's Jessica...

i dont understand lol.
what the meaning of that is :laugh:

Captain.Remy 23-04-2010 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILoveTRW (Post 3183387)
full of ****

No kidding...

zotler. 23-04-2010 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stacey.x (Post 3183443)
and dont start acting like you know me, youve only been here 2 minutes. :wavey:

Your measurement of time isn't very accurate, I'm sure she's been her for several days... Not sure how that's two minutes.

Enid 23-04-2010 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zotler. (Post 3183439)
Thanks, but seriously... She just looks... Ew. I had a dream about ****ing her once, but she wasn't hot in it so... :(

I had a dream about ****ing my dad. I couldn't look at him properly for weeks after that. So disturbing.

Stacey. 23-04-2010 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zotler. (Post 3183459)
Your measurement of time isn't very accurate, I'm sure she's been her for several days... Not sure how that's two minutes.

The idea is she hasnt been here long enough to judge anyone tbh.

Stacey. 23-04-2010 08:33 PM

i remember having a dream that my mum died, i couldnt tell her though. :laugh:


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